Bungo Stray Dogs: Boyfriend Scenarios ( CRACK )

When You Play UNO Together

* I don't know why but since Graduation Day is coming this Friday and me and my class doesn't have anything to do, we played UNO. And apparently, that's how I get this idea *

Atsushit:

- He loses each and every round

- You don't know why the heck he's so bad at this

- Even if you're going soft on him

- He'd still lose

- ' Atsushi, why so noob- '

- ' I'M NOT A NOOB, ( Y/N )!!!! I'm just so new to these types of games... '

- ' You'll learn tiger, '.

Daddyzai:

- You don't know if this guy's cheating

- But damn was he good at this game

- Like what are you

A MASTERMIND?

- ' OMG, ( Y/n ). Why so noob- '

- ' I AIN'T NO NOOB, DAZAI!!!! I'm just not as good as you... '

- ' Heh, cute as always~ '.

Ideals manner, bitch:

- Normally you would be the one winning

- Though since Kunikida's strategy is good

- He's able to outsmart you

- So when you think about it

- Both of you being intelligent and outsmarting each other gets the results of having a tie

- ' Well... that's a bad start- '

- You looked up at Kunikida

- ' It's the same thing, dummy '.

Sherlock Holmes Anime Version:

- Pretty much like Dazai

- Though sometimes you would be able to win the round

- The stressful part is

- That you made a deal with him

- ' Okay, Mrs. ( Y/n )! If I win, you better buy me a candy, '

- ' Alright, Mr. Ranpo! If I win, you better buy me that new Breath of the Wild 2 game, '

- ' Deal! '.

AkuTakGuna:

- Usually you would win

- But there's one thing that keeps you from winning

- ' UNO GAME! I won! '

- ' .... '

- ' Aku-Kun??? Are you alright? '

BAM

- ' Rematch...

NOW, '

- He broke the table and shredded the cards

- You were intimidated and gave a quick nod

- Though you have to buy some new UNO cards

Chu chu, train:

- Pretty much a pro at this game

- Though he would teach you how to play the game first

- Since you know NOTHING