Once upon a time, there was a man called Tony and he hated everything.
When he was 8, he got a bike for his birthday and he hated it.
"Why do you hate it?" Asked his parents.
"Because it is blue." He answered.
So his parents sold it on eBay and got him a red bike. He hated it.
"Why do you hate it?" They asked.
"Because it is red." Tony answered. So his parents sold it on eBay and told him he wouldn't get a bike.
"Good. I hate bikes." He said.
When he was 12 his parents got him a dog. He hated it.
"Why do you hate the dog?"
"Because I hate dogs."
So they gave the dog to his cousin and got him a cat instead. He hated it.
"Why do you hate the cat?"
"Because it scratched me."
So they gave the cat to his nana and told him he wouldn't have a pet.
"Good. I hate pets."
When he was a young man, he got a job as a doctor. He hated it and quit it. He then got a job as a judge and he thought it was rubbish, but he didn't hate it, just disliked it very, very, very much. He quit that job and became a world famous actor, and became very rich. But surprise, surprise, he hated it and retired young. He built a house next to a cliff because he hated people.
One day a little girl saw him and thought he looked lonely. So she grew him a flower. She watered it everyday and sang to it and prayed every night it would be healthy.
Then it grew into a beautiful yellow flower.
"Hello. This is for you." She said to Tony.
"A flower?"
"Yes."
"For me?"
"Mhmm."
He held it for a few seconds and chucked it off the cliff because he hated it.
The end.
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FanficHeadcanons, oneshots, stupid stories. Just for when I get a random idea. AS OF 3RD MARCH 2020 So this turned into nonsense and it's not got a lot of dhmis in it anymore- I'll try to do more, but if you aren't willing to hear me complain about my lif...
