Manny gets lost in Ikea

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Today the dhmis house is going to Ikea. So they went.
Manny got there and decided to run off. So, he ran while dabbing and soon enough realised he was lost. He wandered around for a while, looking for a trolley. He found himself in the bed section and began jumping on the bed. A worker came and told him off for being a naughty boy. Manny dabbed on that hater and ran off. The worker was clearly annoyed, but simply went on her way.

Then, he felt hands grab him and he saw a lady with very ugly hair ask where his mummy is.
"My mummy is dead. Now I'm living with... err.... some people."
"I'm Karen and I'm antivax. Can I speak to your manager?"
"Lol no." Said Manny, and ran off.

Soon enough, he decided he was sick of being lost and decided to sit on the floor. Then he saw it; a beautiful, shining, perfect item: a trolley. With a spring in his step, he grabbed the trolley, hopped in it and started riding it.

He rode the trolley as he had never before. By now an expert, he swerved other shoppers wondering what the heck he was doing, and even dodged the wall. Then he saw Harry, also in a trolley, chasing after him with a look on his face that suggested he'd been in this situation all too many times.

"GOTTA GO FAST" screeched Manny, as a few people dodged him. Just as they returned to their original positions, Harry came along and ran them over. He didn't care, and continued chasing after Manny.

Manny could see the exit and burst through the door. Harry also did so, and soon enough they were on a motorway. People passed these too goons in trolleys in their cars, and wondered if they had accidentally took drugs.

Manny continued his journey down the motorway, humming his own boss battle theme song. Harry was a few feet behind.
"MANNY, YOU'RE SPEEDING! THAT'S RECKLESS DRIVING!"
"Sorry, don't care." Manny accelerated, however Harry gained on him and chased him down a smaller street. Before he knew it they were outside another Ikea. Manny finally stopped his trolley, his legs shaking. Harry got him and took him home.
The end.

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