"Everyone ready for the party?" Paige called from the living room, hanging up the final few decorations. She was wearing a witch costume, and her hat was dangerously close to falling off her head.
"Yep!" Yelled Manny, shooting down the stairs. He was dressed as a vampire.
"Here!" Said Tony, dressed as Jack Skellington. When he wasn't looking, Paige checked him out. Soon the room was chock a block with costumed people, drinking and dancing.
"Wow, these cocktails taste good!" Said Colin.
"I shall have another."
"Capital idea, old boy!" Said Steve, who was dressed as Gomez Addams. They clinked glasses.
"This cocktail..." Shrignold muttered to his glass.
"I have been looking in the wrong places for my special one... it is clearly right here!" He took a sip.
Paige screeched into her phone.
"I DON'T FREAKING CARE, ALAN! I WANT YOU HERE RIGHT NOW, AND HAVE SEX WITH ME!"
"Let's dance, bitches." Tony muttered as Bohemian Rhapsody began to play.
"Robin, I want you to kiss me right here, right now. Screw everyone else, just kiss me." Harry yelled over the music, pulling him into the embrace just as Freddie Mercury sang "MAMAAAA! OOOOOO!"
Larry has a drink in each hand and was alternating sips.
"Hmm. Not the best... it's okay, though."
"Hey! I made those!" Yelled Steve.
"Oh, shut up, Addams."
"Um, Robin, when are we going trick or treating?"
"Oh, nuggets, I completely forgot about that. Come on, let's go."
Paige came off her phone, and with a face like thunder muttered, "Alan doesn't want to have sex with me."
"Never mind. I'm sure someone will." Shrignold told her. Tony casually dances his way over.
"Hi Paige."
The next morning.
"Wha- why am I in bed with 6 different glasses and 6 little umbrellas?" Shrignold asked himself.
"Why the hell is Tony in my bed?" Paige thought to herself.
"Huh, never thought it was a sexy witch costume."
"Why does my tummy hurt?" Manny asked himself, before noticing the bag of sweeties.
"Worth it."
"MY FREAKING HEAD." Larry said simply.
The end :D
HAPPY HALLOWEEN GUYS! HOPE ITS GOING SPOOKY! I'm wearing my costume while writing this.
Still no trick or treaters... yet ;)
Have a spooky, safe evening.
Don't accept candy from someone holding a bottle of poison.
BYEE
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