Izuku Midoryia and Cait Carolina, in black suits, were both standing outside the twelfth house on nanborrow street the great hero "mega clay" lived in. The hero who had the quirk to turn his arms into clay, was about to die.
The duo walk up the stairs to the fourth floor and Knock on the door. The door opens slowly and sitting there are three men. Two are unknown but the person sitting at the table is definitely the hero.
Izuku: Hey kids, how you boys Doing?
????: Whoa who-
Izuku: calm down, Be cool. You know who we are? We're the guys who owned that money you stole. You do remember the money, right? Now, let me take a wild guess here... (Points at mega clay) I'm guessing you're mega clay. Or should I say... Mega gay?
Mega clay: y-yeah.
Izuku: I thought so. Okay, so do you remember the thirty million Yen you stole?
Mega clay: I do...
Izuku: good! Looks like Cait and I caught you guys at breakfast, sorry about that. Me and Cait here had bacon and pancakes, what you got?
Mega clay: H-hamburgers
Izuku: hamburgers! The corner stone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?
Mega clay: ch-cheeseburgers.
Izuku: no no no where'd you get them. Wacdonalds, wendy's?
Mega clay: uhh big kahuna burger.
Izuku: Big kahuna burger! That's that Hawaiian burger joint? I heard they got some tasty burgers. Never had one myself cuz I've never had the time.
How are they?
Mega clay: they're good I guess
Izuku: really? So you dont mind if I have a small bite?
Big clay: go ahead.
Izuku ends up eating the entire burger and enjoys it.
Izuku: mmmm! That is a tasty burger! Cait! Have you ever had a big kahuna burger?
Cait: nah. I don't waste my time with cheeseburgers. I prefer hot dogs.
Izuku: well next time you go there, try one cuz they are delicious. Hey mega gay. Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
Mega clay: uhhh I don't know.
Izuku: They call it a royale with cheese. Do you why they call it that?
Mega clay: b-because of the metric system?
Izuku: check out the big brain on mega gay! You a smart motherfucker that's right. (Points to the drink) what's in this?
Mega clay: s-sprite.
Izuku: so you don't mind if have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
Mega clay: by all means.
Izuku ends up slurping all of the drink
Izuku: (points to guy on the couch)
You, what's your name? Actually, I don't care, just tell my woman where you got the money hidden.
Mega clay: it's over there in th-
Izuku: I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING!
????: It's in the c-cupboard in the kitchen.
Cait: I ain't your fucking woman by the way!(Laughs) Be right back.
Cait walks into the kitchen and opens the cupboard to find a large duffel bag just lying there. She picks it up and opens it and gazes at the sight of thirty million Yen in cash.
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Izuku The Crime Boss (OLD VERSION)
Action(PLEASE READ) This is the old version of this story. Read if you want to but I recommend reading the newer version. This is very cringey and poorly written too.
