Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper! yo momma is like a brick flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans Yo mama is like a carpenter's dream "flat as a board and easy to nail." Yo mama's so flat, people ask if she's from the second dimension. Yo mama so flat, she gets jealous when your dad turns a door knob. yo mama booty so flat it look like sheetrock yo momma so flat she is jealous of my computer screen Yo mama so flat she called the doctor and asked if she had a sex change and forgot.
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