Sam: Wanda, you missed it, Clint was just mugged in the subway and now its like an episode of SVU
Wanda: What!!
Clint: Except I wasn't touched, I was robbed
Wanda: Oh my god, are you ok
Clint: No not really, I don't know what to do about replacing my phone, I need a new wallet and to be honest I don't know if I feel safe going in the subway anymore, I just felt so vulnerable and I don't know alone
*Bucky playing with the sodastream in the background*
Sam: Bucky, I'm going to throw that machine out the window
