What If You Were In The Avengers?

Masculinity war (Clint x Reader)

AN: You and Clint have been dating for a long time (serectly) both Tony and Steve like you. You decide yo have a little fun...

You were sat on the sofa with Clint. Your head was on his shoulder as you both watched Robin hood. "I'm way cooler than him." Clint mumbled teirdly. It was early in the morning but neither of you could sleep.

"Hmm." You grumbled back. You continued to watch the film until the sound of people in the kitchen caught the two assassins attention. "Who's up?" You said looking towards the door. Clint shrugged and put his finger to his lips turning of the TV. You climbed of the sofa and crept towards the door. Clint followed you.

You crouched out of sight, watching the scene in the kitchen. "I dont know why you bother Capsical." Tony said sipping coffee. Steve scoffed.

"Like she'd go for you Stark." Clint smirked In the dim light.

"Their talking about you." He mouthed. You frowned but turned back to listen.

"And why not? Better me than an old fashioned ninety year old virgin."

"Yeah because being a billionaire, playboy philanthropist is so much more attractive. I know men without all that, that are ten of you." Tony sighed.

"You forgot genius." He grumbled under his breath. You giggled slightly. Clint bit his lip. He signaled for you to follow him. You did, when you were out of earshot, Clint let out a little laugh.

"Do they really not know? I'd have thought they'd have figured it out by now." Clint whispered to you. You shrugged.

"Only Nat really knows. Tony's not much of a genius then is he?" Clint nodded, his eyes lit up as an idea struck him. "Oh no.." You said in anticipation.

"Why don't you mess with them about. See what crazy shit they do to get your approval?"

"Wont you get jealous?" You smirked running your hand across his chest. He winked.

"I know you love, and where your loyalties lie. I trust you." You kissed him softly. "And besides," he continued when you broke away. "It will be hilarious." You nodded agreeing.

"Okay, I'll start tomorrow. Let's go to bed." Climt pouted. "I didnt mean to sleep you idiot." You said rolling you eyes. He winked, bitting his lip.

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You walked into the kitchen the next morning. "Hey sexy." You said brushing closely past Tony. He let out a soft moan of surprise. Steve clenched his fork tightly in his hand. Clint sniggered. Nat raised her eyes but nodded smiling when Clint whispered something into her ear.

You sat opposite Steve with you coffee watching his lips intently. "Something on my face?" He asked selfconsciously. You laughed sweetly.

"No, I was just admiring my Captain." He flushed red. "Can I not do that?"

"N..no. By..all means.. c..continue." You smiled and stood up. Clint looked at his watch.

"Right I'm going."

"Enjoy seeing the kids." Nat said from where she sat.

"And the wife." Tony said with a wink. Clint's face fell slightly but he hid it well. Laura had left him, she couldn't cope with never knowing if he was coming home. She had a new guy now, but Clint still saw his kids. I guess that's why no one suspected you two. He just wasnt comfortable telling everyone.

"Hey Nat wanna train?" She nodded.

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It was getting late, all day Tony and Steve had been bringing you flowers, showing off. Pampering you. To start with you were enjoying it, but Clint was late. "He'll be fine." Nat muttered into you ear. You curled up at her side, your head burrowed into her. She stroaked your back softly.

It was unusual for either of you to be this way with each other, but your recurring nightmares were of Clint leaving and never coming back. It scared you. "You alright Y/N?" Tony asked as he walked in. You didnt say anything. "I could cheer you up?" He said in a ridiculously seductive voice.

You looked up. "I'm sorry Tony. And Steve." You added as he walked into the room. "Me and Clint heard you talking last night. Thought it would be funny to see how far you'd both go." You voice wavered. "But Clint's late. He's never late and I'm scared. I cant lose him." Your eyes teared up. Tony stood there as it slowly clicked in his head.

"His married." Steve said almost disgusted. Nat shook her head.

"She divorced him nearly two years ago. She couldn't cope with the stress. He still sees his kids its just.." your phone buzzed. Scrambling for it you sniffed trying desperately to hold yourself together. "He didnt want to tell everyone." Nat finished.

You shook as you open the message. It was Clint's older daughter Leila. Did dad get home? He didnt text me. A sob escaped you mouth. Everyone crowded round to read the text.

"I'll get a suit to look for him." Tony said quietly. Steve nodded. He patted your shoulder.

"He's tough he'll be okay." You tried to nod but you couldn't.

After another hour, Nat got you to bed. You lay there alone in the dark. Tears staining your face. The window blew open, glass shattered everywhere. You jumped up an had a gun in your hand before you could even register what had happened. Clint coughed.

"Shit. Clint." You said dropping the gun. Running to his side, his knuckles where red and cut from punching the glass. "Theres a fucking door for a reason." You said trying to laugh through you thick tears. He seemed unharmed apart from that.

"I didnt want them to see me go in." Clint wheezed. "Climbed up there." He said gesturing behind him. "I did knock you couldn't hear me." You pulled him tight against you. "Hydra are looking for you. And Bucky. They knew I was close to you. Ambushed me on the way home." You shook with tears.

"I love you." You mumbled.

"I love you too? Did you not listen to what I just said? Your in danger." He said cupping your face.

"I'll be okay. I'm just glad your safe. I was scared. I cant lose you." Clint's face softened.

"You wont I promise." You kissed him gently. He lifted you up, pressing you against the wall, your legs around his waist. The door burst open. Jarvis must have alerted Tony. He swore.

"Sorry. Umm is everyone alright?" He turned his head away.

"Yeah." Clint said annoyed at the interruption. "Your window isnt thought." Tony sighed.

"I'll have it fixed tomorrow. I'm assuming you two are okay sharing Clints room?" You nodded. "Stpoid question." He shut the door grumbling under his breath.

"Now," Clint growled bitting your nevn earning a moan. "Where were we?" You smirked.....