Prinxiety and Logicality OneShots

(1) A Few Incorrect Quotes I Found Online

Roman: *yawns*

Virgil: I guess being pretty can be tiring?

Roman: (lightbulb!)

Roman: Well, you must be exhausted then.

Virgil: !!! *hiding his oncoming blush*

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Patton: Logybear, I made a friendship bracelet fot you!

Logan: Patton you know I'm not really a jewellery person..

Patton: Oh, it's fine! You don't have to wear it!-

Logan: noiwillwearitforeverbackoff.

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Roman: Y'know, sometimes I feel kinda useless..

Virgil: What do you mean?

Roman: Well, Logan is Thomas's brain, Patton is Thomas's heart, and you are his fight or flight instinct. And I'm just there..

Virgil: That's not true, you're the hot one!--

Roman: You think I'm hot?

Virgil: Shi-

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Roman: F*ck me, Virgil!-

Roman: I-I meant fight me..

Virgil: This is a verbal conversation?

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Logan: What are you doing during the weekends, Roman?

Roman: Virgil.

Logan: I said what, not whom.

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Patton: I dare you to tell us a secret!

Roman: Hmm... okay, I might or might not have a crush on Virgil..

Virgil: !!! *blushing like crazy*

Logan: Roman, he said a secret.

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Patton: What are the things about you that Roman love?

Virgil: Wouldn't that be the shortest list ever.

Roman: Yeah, cause it would just say everything.

Virgil: E-Eh?

Patton: AWWW!!

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Logan: Hello, my name is Logan. You are?

Patton: *voice cracking* Apparently not as straight as I thought I was..

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*Roman and Virgil arguing*

Virgil: UGH! I am going to hit you- with my lips- on your lips- softly..

Virgil: *kisses Roman*

Roman: If all our fights end like this can we fight all the time?

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Roman: Wow, Virgil! You're really handsome.

Virgil: Don't be jealous, Princy.

Roman: I wasn't being jealous, I was being gay. *winks*

Virgil: *blushing like crazy*

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Logan: Roman, how do you ask someone out?