Tokyo Ghoul (Smut One Shots)

Extra!! Halloween Special🎃💀

A/n: soooo this is kinda late but I've been working on my other book and other things in my life so I sincerely apologize for being so lazy and what not :( but here's a Halloween special, I hope you enjoj
Je suis désolé it!!

(BEGINNING NOW)

I sat hanging around Kaneki in the (uhh dont sin me for this) Anteiku (?)
Kaneki was in dressed as Jack Skellington, whilst I was dressed as a witch. Touka dressed as a cat, Hinami was in an adorable Bunny onsie, I forced Niski to wear this Big rat suit 😂, and Hide went as a demon. But just with horns and some face paint.
(The costume will have their own page, y'all can pick which one is the best 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂)

We were out and about, trick or treating in the 20th ward. I wanted to trick everyone else, real bad! So I set up a plan. "Come on Guys, the best house is starting to get crowded!" I yelled to everyone upstairs. Well yes it was a lie. They all came running down the stairs before slipping on the vegetable oil. "AHHHHHHHH!" I heard it all. "bam,bam,bam,bam,bam" I bust out laughing. They would try to get up only to fall down. About 3 minutes of laughing my ass off, I helped them. "Okay, okay I'm sorry y'all" I apologized. I then slide under the wrap I put in the doorway when they weren't looking. "But for real hurry up!" I said and took off running.

They then tried to run through to door way only to slick back from hitting the wrap, and onto their backs. I laughed harder, to see all of them on the floor. Hide jumped up and held his back "OW!OW! OW" he yelped "What was that for? !" Touka yelled. But I kept laughing without a care. We then finally set out, and Trick or treating was very fun. We all  decided to go into a 'Very scary' haunted house. "Who wants to go first?" I taunted. I then grab Hinami and put her in front of me. She seemed to be fairly scared. I pushed us forward and saw something was about to pop out in front of us, so I pushed Hinami forward as it popped out.

She let out a scream and I heard someone by the name of NISHKI, let out a high pitch, girly scream as well. We all turned to him to see he was looking off to the side, "what? Why are you guys looking at me?" We all laughed and pointed our fingers at him, he got irrational and stared yelling. We went through the rest of the house, me doing to same things 2 more times before we made it to the end, safely.

I then cooked us some spooky omelettes since we had gotten hungry. But little did they know, I put a couple dashed of Hot sauce...or mabye 2/4 of the bottle....They all took a bite and started to compliment me before pausing. "D-did you put-" Kaneki began to say before sweating and panting. "What???" I asked out of disbelief. They all then ran to the fridge to get milk. "KANEKI GIVE IT TO ME!" Hide yelled at Kaneki. "LET HINAMI *PANT* HAVE IT!" Kaneki said and pointed at Hinami who was sweating and panting the most.

"I h-*wheeze* *cough* hate you (y- *pant* n)!" Touka yelled. I laughed my ass off, banging on the counter. I couldn't do it! They all took showers after the whole ordeal so I put 3 spoons of ITCHING POWDER in their costumes. One by the armpits and chest. One by the butt, and one in their front area. I was laughing when I did this, I couldn't wait. Sooner or later, they put on their costumes and began to scatch. "Whoaaaa I feel kinda itchy..... (Y/n)?" Hinami said to me. "I don't know what your talking about, I had me some coffee" I said pointing to the mug I had in my hand. They all narrowed their eyes at me before scratching their bodies like a dog with a whole lot of fleas. "AHHHH, GET IT OFF!" they all yelled running upstairs to take their costumes off. I was, like usual, laughing very hard.

I asked a friend of mines to dress up as Jason Voorhees so he could chase them, and he nicely agreed. I told him all of their names and what time to come in, so he waited at the front door for the meantime. They all came carefully downstairs since the stairs were still a bit oily. "Please, no more pranks" Kaneki said and everyone nodded their heads. "Okay, no more" I say and give my most sincere voice and smile. They all smile and we sit at the bar talking. I texted Kindere (kinder-AYE) to come in, and he banged on the door. Everyone jumped and looked at the door. Kindere busted the door open and stood staring at us with a machete. Everyone screamed, "RUN!" I yelled and grabbed Hinami's hand to pull her upstairs. Hide and Kaneki came running only to slip and fall backwards down the stairs before getting up and running again. At this point, everyone is upstairs against the back wall. He stomped loudly, each step everyone shivers in fear. Kaneki looked like he was about to activate this quinque, but I told him he shouldn't in protection of loosing control or Hinami.

He then threw the machete at me and I let it hit the wall next to my head. I then threw Hinami at him and he grabbed her. "ILL BITE HER" He yelled and everyone looked scared. "Shhhh, it's okay Hinami" He said and everyone gasped. He then let go of her and walked out of the cafe, where we couldn't see him. I bust out laughing and everyone looked at me hella pissed. "Why is the world would you do that?" Touka asked shaking. I pointed my finger at her and laughed, in exchange, she slapped my arm hard. I laughed even harder.

We all settled down for the night, snacking on candy, about to go to sleep. There was a knock on the door, so I went down stairs to get whoever was there. I opened the door to see nobody. I sighed at the (dumb ass dogs😂🤣🤣🤣) kids around, probably playing ding dong ditch on me. But knocking instead. I turn around to see a tall figure with glowing goul eyes staring at me. I gasped, he looked about ready to fucking kill me! "(Y/n)! I've been waiting for you!" He spoke. His voice was deep and raspy. He took me by my wrist and cuffed them. I was about to yell out when he put something in my mouth (😏, this is a smut book for a reason~(

(I bet you got scared HAHAAAAAAAAA😂😂😂😂😂)
It was sorta soft and warm (OMG😏)
He grunted(😏😏😏)

"Chew or die" He spoke. So I did. It was the best teriyaki chicken I've had for a week!!! (HA I TROLLED YOU, NOT IN THIS😂😂😂😂😏) I then pulled his cape off. It was Kaneki. "Hi!" He spoke. I slapped him and he yelped. I went up to my room and heard laughing. They were all calling my name and laughing and pointing. I chuckled, still mad. "Go to sleep idiots!" I yelled and they all laughed harder, "SWEET DREAMS SCAREDY CAT!" They all were laughing.

Okay, it's the end. I hope you got a good laugh from this dumb chapter! Have any requests or questions? Ask on my board! Well that's it my tasty speget'$. Stay JUICY, stay HAPPY, Stay ALive you freaky 👽. ❤🧡💛💚💙💜 Your papa, UnpredictableThinker! ♐UT
(Made Novem 3rd 2019, 1342 words)

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