gey Chatroom
Honoka: Sup dudes.
Honoka: dudes?
Honoka: Bros?
Honoka: Is there a bro out there who will answer my calls?
Honoka: Did you guys leave now?
Honoka: hello?
Honoka: I've been stranded on this island for 5 days now...
Honoka: no food...
Honoka: no water...
Honoka: and no human contact whatsoever
Honoka: my phone had died on day two so that remains useless even now. Even so, I still carry it in hopes that it will grow some sort of solar panel and recharge.
Honoka: the only thing i have now are these logs
Honoka: well, that and this island which I must have explored about 50000 times now
Honoka: i saw many things here...
Honoka: a tree...
Honoka: another tree...
Honoka: about 5000000 trees...
Honoka: now that's alot of trees to sew
Honoka: *see
Honoka: damn you chubby fingers and lack of hand-eye coordination
Homoka: anyway, I met a rock yesterday
Honoka: I decided to name him rocky and allow him to join me on my adventures
Honoka: Noooooooo
Honoka: im not crazy YOU are
Honoka: SHOOT
Honoka: I just realised I didn't use a capital for "Rocky"
Honoka: anyway, I think I'm gonna die
Honoka: I haven't eaten anything in five years
Honoka: Well, it felt like years but it was actually days
Honoka: im low key actually considering eating rocky
Honoka: DAMN i must not
Honoka: He wont taste very good im sure of it
Honoka: okay so I just ate a tree and now im full
Honoka: hurray for me!
Honoka: lucky me there's about 50000000 trees here so i probably wont starve
Honoka: i counted on day three cuz boredom
Honoka: but I don't know how to count so theres that
Honoka: ANYWAY, i should probably go now...
Honoka: Rocky thinks that by burning one of the tree's leaves, he can successfully smoke weed
Honoka: i have to tell that dumb rock that it's a different type of plant that, when burnt and inhaled, gets you really high
Honoka: this is like the 50th time since I found him
Honoka: (I still can't count)
Honoka: Anyway, SEE YA!
Eli: What the actual heck?
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Everything Honoka said was real. It's what happens when I get SUUUPER bored and no one's active in the groupchat XD
Also, while it was tempting to leave this series at 69 parts... I already said 100 so here we go XD
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Muse Chatroom **CrackFic**
FanfictionWARNING: slightly inappropriate jokes inside. You have been warned... Don't take this fic seriously. NicoMaki, NozoEli, KotoUmi, RinPana and CRACK. Lots and lots of crack. AIMING FOR 100!! 70/100
