Muse Chatroom **CrackFic**

RAINBOW!! Chatroom #59

12.00pm ~ RAINBOW!! Chatroom

Honoka: Hey guys... I just had the scariest thought.

Honoka: What if we lived in a world where Nozomi was straight?

Nico: IMPOSSIBLE!

Nico: No matter what kind of universe we are in, Nozomi would still be the biggest gay the world had ever seen!!

Nozomi: I agree with that.

Nozomi: But if there was such a thing, then Eli would be male.

Eli: Why are you guys dragging me into this?

Honoka: cuz you two are the parfait gays!

Honoka: Woah... another scary thought just hit me.

Honoka: LITERALLY!

Nico: Honoka, How can a thought LITERALLY hit you?

Honoka: because I just fell over when it popped into my head!

Nozomi: That’s scary...

Nozomi: So what was this thought of yours?

Honoka: What if we lived in a world where μ’s were straight?

Nico: AHHHH!!!! HONOKA STOP WITH THESE WEIRD IDEAS!!!!!!!!!!

Nozomi: YEAH! They’re really starting to scare me now!

Eli: Me too...

Honoka: Don’t worry guys. It’s impossible!

Nico: Then why did you tell us??!! Did you want to scare us to death??

Honoka: Well It’s almost Halloween so...

Nozomi: Wait... *checks calendar* no it’s not. We’re in July. Halloween’s months away *couldn’t be bothered to count*

Honoka: eh? I thought it was in August!

Eli; It’s definitely in October...

Honoka: THEN WHAT HAVE I BEEN CELEBRATING EVERY AUGUST?????

Nico: Halloween.

Honoka: See! I knew Halloween was in August!

Nico: Nope. I mean, you’ve been celebrating Halloween in August. The INCORRECT month.

Honoka: Waaaahhh no wonder why I never got any candy...

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I hope this chapter didn't scare you too much (>ω<)
But don't worry, in every single universe μ's are DEFINITELY gay. (It's impossible for them not to be!)