Chapter 3: DanganSona 5: The Phantom Thieves

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Pian0Fr3ak: You know something I've been thinking about?

Death2Degenerates: What's that?

Pian0Fr3ak: I just began reading back through the chat and saw Shuichi told Miu he wasn't gonna let her change the group chat name

Pian0Fr3ak: But I just realised we haven't actually named the chat yet

Pian0Fr3ak: We should!

KirumiTojo: A very good idea, Akamatsu-san.

KirumiTojo: Although, what should said name be?

Kiyo: Something that describes our group, no doubt.

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: A bunch of fuckers and Gonta?

HaruMaki: I hate to agree with Miu on such a vulgar name...

HaruMaki: But she isn't exactly wrong...

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Of course I'm fucking not!

K1-B0: Even if that name was ok, it's not particularly interesting enough.

K1-B0: It's very one note.

J0K3R: Like you?

K1-B0: ...

K1-B0: I'm not going to respond to that...

J0K3R: You just did

K1-B0: Did not!

Sweetchi: Alright you two, can you stop bickering for just one second?

K1-B0: Yes.

J0K3R: No

LOTS: how about...

LOTS: the sidekick squad!?

Kiyo: No.

MsMage: No

KirumiTojo: No.

HaruMaki: No

K1-B0: No.

LOTS: ;(

Sweetchi: How about...

Pian0Fr3ak: Sweetie, promise me you won't go for anything depressing

Pian0Fr3ak: because that's just you

Sweetchi: Fine...

PlainAsDay: Well, now that Kaede has reminded us of her normie romantic relationship with Shuichi...

Pian0Fr3ak: Awright, screw u Tsumugi

PlainAsDay: When and where?

LOTS: oh shit!

PlainAsDay: We still need a name for the chat, right?

MsMage: Monokuma's Morons?

HaruMaki: No, that's just Kaito and Miu

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Fuck off!

Death2Degenerates: The Degenerates?

Pian0Fr3ak: I WOULD agree, but that would apply to only the boys in your case

Sweetchi: And also, we might get your name and the chat name mixed up...

Death2Degenerates: True...

MsMage: Be straight with me Tenko...

AtuasWitness: I thought she was gay?

MsMage: That's not what I meant!

MsMage: You did that just to call out the guys, didn't you?

Death2Degenerates: Maybe...

Death2Degenerates: But are we really going to ignore the fact that Angie just called me out on being gay?

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