A Classroom of Chaos and other crap (A Danganronpa V3 Chat-Fic)

Chapter 21: Baby Day

WARNING: This chapter is significantly more explicit than ANYTHING that's happened in the story so far. This isn't exactly a PG story, but some of the phrases and mental images of this chapter are particularly special. Also, in case the picture doesn't give it away, this chapter has some VERY HEAVY SAIMATSU content, and a slight bit of Naegiri and Hinanami.

LOTS: is something going on with the Saimatsu couple right now?

HaruMaki: Saimatsu? You mean Shuichi and Kaede?

LOTS: who else?

PlainAsDay: Not really, I haven't noticed anything out of the ordinary?

Kiyo: No, I believe Kaito speaks the truth...

Kiyo: It seems to me that Kaede may be avoiding Shuichi...

YuNarukamami: Now that he says that...it does seem like that's the case

HaruMaki: Why though?

HaruMaki: Do you think those two got into a fight?

LOTS: i don't think so?

LOTS: did anyone see them before now?

J0K3R: So...

J0K3R: I didn't wanna say anything in case something bad happened, but I seriously think that this might be my fault...

YuNarukamami: Of course...

Kiyo: What did you do this time?

J0K3R: I just told Kaede a little white lie about relationship statuses...

J0K3R: But I specifically told her after I did that it was a 100% lie

J0K3R: Problem is, she might have been too shocked to actually believe me

HaruMaki: What did you tell her?

J0K3R: ...

J0K3R: no comment

J0K3R: in any case, it might just be best for them to sort it out together...

PlainAsDay: Agreed...

Earlier That Day:

"Hey Kaede?" Kokichi waddled up mischievously. A little distracted, Kaede turned slightly and gave the little dude an annoying stare "What is it Kokichi? I'm kinda busy?" "Busy doing what?" he asked. "Ibuki needed me to deliver these music sheets to the music room," she explained "It's important for our next collaboration. Did you need something?" "Do you know what today is?" Kokichi asked her. Kaede stopped for a moment and then turned saying "Don't tell me I'm missing someone's birthday?" "No, I think you're safe," Kokichi replied "my birthday is June 21st so its certainly not mine. No, I looked it up, but apparently today is Baby Day!" "Baby Day?" Kaede reaffirmed "I mean, it sounds legit, but I don't see why I should care...Unless you're inviting me to some kind of nephew birthday party?" "That'd be nice, but that's not what I'm saying," Kokichi smirked "have you heard the rumours about Baby Day?" "Rumours?" Kaede asked "what rumours?" "Apparently..." Kokichi grinned maniacally "if you even try to kiss the person you love on Baby Day, you MIGHT get pregnant!" Kokichi's words stopped Kaede in her tracks, and she turned around mortified "Wh-What? Th-That's a lie, right?" "Would I lie to you?" Kokichi asked sarcastically "no, I'm serious. Today is a certain day in which two people in love exchange a promise with a kiss, and they will be blessed with a child! A relative of mine tried it and guess what? It actually worked! You know what that means, right?" Kaede didn't reply, but she felt herself sweating as her thoughts somersaulted in her head. If what Kokichi was telling her was true, then if she kissed her darling Shuichi, then she could have a baby just from that! The piano freak was blushing and clutching her head, freaking out over the possibility. "Cool it Kaede," Kokichi said "I was lying. The human body doesn't work like that..." However, Kokichi didn't realise it at the time, but Kaede was far too distracted to listen to him properly...