Alex: how old are you, son?
Phillip: I am three, papa
Alex: *hands him a knife* take this knife. Go hunt bears.
Phillip: ...just one?
Alex: *chuckles*
Eliza: WHAT IS PHILLIP DOING WITH THE CUTLERY?
Alex: uh, nothing
Philip: he told me to go hunt bear
Eliza: WHAT!?
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Hamilton Incorrect Quotes (COMPLETED)
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