Philip H.: *alone in the house**sneezes*
Someone: bless you
Philip H.: who are you?!
Someone: you're sitting on me
Philip H.: *looks down*
Philip S.: I cant get up
Philip H.: DANGIT GRANDPA
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Hamilton Incorrect Quotes (COMPLETED)
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