Alex: Octopuses have three hearts
Eliza: okay...?
Alex: they still could never love you more than I do
Eliza: you dork
Alex: *winks* you know it
Eliza: and besides, it's octopi
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Hamilton Incorrect Quotes (COMPLETED)
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