Thomas: *opens the door and steps in first*
Angelica: what are you doing?
Thomas: uh... walking in?
Angelica: the lady is supposed to go in first
Thomas: why?
Angelica: in case there's a murderer on the street
Thomas: but if there's a murderer inside the house, then the man should go in first
Angelica: why would there be a murderer in the house?
Thomas: just- nevermind
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