daddy // boris johnson x donald trump

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Boris got home from a long day at parliament. He was the prime minister and had a crush on the president of the usa (donald trump). He looked at the picture on his desk of the orange man and smiled as he remembered the good times they had together.
Donald was coming over in an hour and he had to get ready and look his best. He hoped donald was gay and felt the same way about him as he did. Boris loved him with his whole heart.
Boris walked upstairs to his bedroom to choose a suitable outfit to impress donald. He threw on some rainbow, sparkly leggings and red high heels. Then he apllied some makeup: bright red lipstick and thick black mascara. He left his chest bare because he wanted to show off his flappy six pack of rolls.
An hour later a limo pulled up outside and out popped the orange man. Boris was so excited!
"Would you like a cup of tea?" Boris said in his english accent.
"ummm yes daddy" donald replied in a joking way. Boris blushed and got up to make the amazing british tea.
"Here you go" he said as he handed donald the freshly made cuppa and sat down next to him. He slurped on beverage and looked directly into his shrunken, black olive eyes. They were beautiful and he could stare into them all day.
"Hey you wanna netflix and chill tonight" said donald.
"Of course darling" he replied. Donalds face turned even oranger.
"omg are you blushing?" Boris exclaimed.
"what?? no!!" Donald insisted.
That evening, they grabbed some budweisers, snuggled into the couch and switched on netflix. After some time, Boris fell asleep and placed his head on donald's bare, orange shoulder. Donald's heart was racing and flipping out.
When Boris woke up, he stared into donalds eyes lovingly. They decided to play beer pong.
Two hours later, they were completely wasted. They ended up revealing some dirty secrets about themselves.
"So," said donald drunkily, "do you have a crush"
"hahahahhahaahhahhahahahah yeah bitch"replied boris
"who?"
"I am not telling you because it's someone you know"
" omggggg whoo"
"you cant tell anyone"
"jUsT tElL mEEwE"
"omg you cant guess"
"no i cant"
"well its...
end of chap t er 1