Boris had a free day the next day. He was doing some desicion making and was deciding whether to keep the nhs or not.
"Hmmmmm wot shud i do?"
He thought long and hard and then stopped thinking about donalds penis. He thought for a while and decided it was a good idea to get rid of the nhs but not donalds penis.
After his boner went down, he got up and grabbed a corona beer. He slumped onto the couch and switched on the tv. It was football.
"ugh this is kinda boring"
so he switched to james charles' new tv program 'sister makeup sister cool tv james tvtvtvt charled yas sister queen'
"ugh why isnt there any good things on tv anymore?"
He finally switched to his favourite show, handy manny.
"finally! jeez!"
"Manny is kinda cute tbh 😳"
After about 5 hours of binge watching his favourite show, he got up and grabbed a bag of doreens toes. (doritos) he ate them and got covered in the spicy powder so he had to have a bath. He got in and frll asleep. when he woke up he thought he was drowning but he was ok. he dried himself and put on his underwear but nothing else.
He got out his 1993 computer and sent an email to parliament about the nhs.
dear colleagues
demolish n h s NOWWWW
OK BYE HOW DO YOU. TURN OFFE CAPITAL LETTERS???????? please RepLi
Boris Johnson xxx
"perfect" he muttered as he presed the send button.
He fell asleep again. He had a dream.
Boris watched as donald knelt onto his knee.
"donald i love you so much but not as much as i love myself."
he smiled deeply and pulled out a shiny ring.
"will you ma-"
he was woken by his iphone 3 dinging.
1 message from: daddy donald 👅💕💕
he opened it and it read:" hey babe can i come round 2nite? 😏😘😉"
he began typing: ' yes but we cant have a sexy time because i am on my period soz babe"
"ur a man tho?"
"man-period* lol 😂😂"
"oh that makes more sense lol 😂😂"
he switched of his phone and got up. he scratched his bum and went to his room to get changed. he put on a t-shirt and joggers, and put his hair into a small bunchie.
When he heard a knock at the door, he got to his feet and ran to it. it was donald. but he had a horrified look on his face.
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daddy // boris johnson x donald trump
Non-Fictionboris loves donald (doris) disclaimer: this is set before the whole coronavirus outbreak so dont ask me to do anything on that cuz i really cant be bothered. also im writing chapter 11 onward whilst in quarantine so im trying to take my mind of the...
