daddy // boris johnson x donald trump

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When boris woke up, he had a shower. He washed himself and all he could think of was his beautiful boyfriend.
After he cleaned his hair, he started sing all i want for christmas is yoouuuuu because christmas was coming up soon and he just wanted to be with him and only him.
He left the bathroom with a towel around his fat body and got changed. then he ate breakfast and brushed his teeth and hair. He took off the makeup from last night's date.
Upon looking at the clock, he figured it was time to leave for work. He hopped into his lambourgini and drove to parliament. He had many meetings today, most about brexit. As he entered his final meeting of the day, the first thing that caught his eye was a bright orange glow. He scouted around the room as he thought he recognised that certain shade of orange. His eyes ended up on his boyfriend smiling at him beautifully. Boris's face turned red with embarrasment and love. He sat down opposite donald who was still grinning with happiness. The meeting was about boring politics as always. About halfway through the meeting, Boris put up his hand and asked to go to the toilet. He went and did a big shit that was a little smelly so he had to plug his nose. He wiped his hairy arse and flushed the paper then washed his hands. He looked up into the mirror and saw donald behind him. He immediately fell onto him and smashed their lips together. Donald stumbled backwards but still managed to keep their lips in a passionate kiss. They bumbled into the toilet and donald locked the door so they could frick in private. Boris stuck his tongue into donalds mouth. Donalds lips moved to his neck. He bit and sucked, leaving a mark. He moaned with delight and pleasure, giving donald the signal to make the first move. He began removing his shirt.
"Wait stooop we have a meeting remember?" Boris stopped him.
"ughhhg pleaaseee???"
"no we will do it later"
"ughhh finneeeeeeee. you have to promise though."
Donald put his clothes back on and they returned to the boring meeting.