daddy // boris johnson x donald trump

- 8 -

Donalds eyebrows tilted down and tears were streaming down his face. His face was a bit more oranger and his fists were clenched.
"why? how could you do this?"
boris was surprised and confused.
"what do you mean baby?"
"you know what i mean. and dont call me that you bitch."
slightly taken aback, boris replied "i dont. why are you angry!!"
"well i was going to the clinic as you gave me gonnohrea and chlymidia and genital warts AND HERPES!!??? AND YOU GOT RID OF THE NHS!!!!!!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU! DIE CUMT!! MY GENITALS LOOK LIKE SPAGHETTI!!!!!
boris was shocked. "w-"
"im breaking up with you." donald said as he exhaled.
"NOOO00ooo0O•0000oioiioi"
"we're over."
Boris felt tears clog up his eyes and stream down his face and onto his fat belly. His hand slapped donald and he slammed the door. He crumbled to the floor and cried his heart out until there were no tears left to cry. There was a puddle on the floor and he swam in it to his bed where he cried even more.
He played sad emo music and had a brilliant idea!!
he went to the hairdressers and died his hair black and cut it into a pixie cut. he went to the shop and bought band tops, his favourite band was daddy's toes. He also bought skinny ripped black jeans and some chains. he got a tattoo of a skull on his neck. He also got a cobweb in his bald patch in his hair. He went home and cried while listening to my chemical romance. Then he watched hentai and jerked off as he slowly fell asleep crying.
When he woke up he cried more then played his rock guitar and cried even more. He couldnt stop thinking about donald and he cried even more. it was like his eyes were vomiting. Then he decided to make a song with his rock guitar.

donald. i loooovved you.
my mum says you smell like poo
when you kissed me it was like
paradise every night
when you effed my bum bum
i felt like i didnt want to run, run

chorus
i miss you
ooohohh
i love yoy
oogooh
donalddd
ooohh
COOME BACK DARLING

Donald you make my heart weep
All i do is cry myself to sleep
i miss you more and more
when im criyng on the bedroom floor
cry cry cry
why why why

i miss you
ooohohh
i love yoy
oogooh
donalddd
ooohh
COOME BACK DARLING
i miss you !
ooohohh
i love yoy!
oogooh
donalddd!!!!
ooohh
COOME BACK DARLING!!!

boris cried his heart out to the song. Then he went to sleep.