daddy // boris johnson x donald trump

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Boris and Donald shared a goodbye kiss as they left for work.
"Come to maccy d's tonight at 6:30 before my bedtime." said donald
"omgg are you asking me on a date?" boris squealed with excitement
"of course i am u dumbarse"
"thats not very ni-"
donald kissed him to silence him. Then they left the house and drove off to work.
As always, boris was restless as he couldnt wait to see his favourite human: donald trump.
Soon he had to go into a meeting. This meeting was about their opinions on donald trump and if he should be impeached.
"Omg i hate him so much. He doesnt deserve the role as president. Plesa peach him." said jeremy corbyn. boris shot him a dirty look.
"well my opinion is that he is a great man and should deserve president. He is kind and caring, and most of all HANDSOME" boris blushed at the thought of him.
"Umm okk" said various politicians. He then got a boner and felt really embarrased.  Soon after, he was allowed to go home. Donald had booked a motel and wasnt staying overnight :(. 
Boris put on a sexy schoolgirl outfit for his date tonight. He then put on some flowery perfume and glittery mascara. He put red lipstick on.
He hopped into a limo and drove to maccys. There he saw the sexy man dressed in a red hot dress that clearly showed his man boobies. They sat at a table whilst smiling at eachother. They stared longingly into eachothers eyes for a long  time before they remembered that you had to go order the food instead of it being brought to them. They walked over to the counter while holding hands secretely.
The lady at the counter looked at them and said "wowww omgg you guys are famous!! can i get a selfie?"
"can i get a big mac" said donald.
"And i'll have some chicken strips please"
They looked at eachother and grinned.
"oh. O-of course! coming right up!" she replied.
After 1 minute they had their meals and they returned and the waitress ran off giggling and squealing. They ate their food.
" why did you get a large big mac?" asked boris.
"cause i like them BIG"  he said looking at him with a smirk.
"oh ok" said boris.
"so why do you have the extra loongg chicken strips?"
"Because i like them LONG"
"ewwwww thats what she said" said donald
"omg i didnt mean it like thatt"
"yeah you diddd"
"no i didnt i swear"
"yeah you like my really long pp"
"yeah the whole 2 inches"
"ewww" said the waiteress behind them.
After they finished the food, they kissed in the shadows and then went home to bed.
when boris arrived home, he stripped naked and got into bed. he got a selfie of him and his boyfriend out on his phone. He then jerked off as he fell asleep.