The Escape Isn't Close

《Chapter 1》The plan: Failed

-Sooo, what's the plan? Are you just gonna look at the window forever? I ask Curia, who was DAZING OFF, COME ON! Focus.
-Right, sorry. she snapped out and looked at me. So, all that you have to do is to distract that red maniac-
-Wait wait wait, wait. I waved my hands. Why do I have to do it? No offence but I don't like that guy, he's creeping me out.
-Sorry, but he seems to have taken a liking to you. You don't have to do anything wierd, just tell him something like: Oh hello Milno, I just wanted to ask where is the bathroom? Oh, and the kitchen. I'm kind of hungry.
-I'm hungry, but I have to go to the bathroom? How does that make sense?
-It does. You go to pee, not poop.

Did she litteraly say that with a straight face? Hold on DON'T LAUGH VEFURIO PLEASE DON'T. Hold it in. Hold it in. Hold it-

-There you are little fellas! I was looking for you!

I'm gonna say this only one time. The first and the last. Thank you Milno, really. I was about to burst.

-It's time for dinner! Head out! he moved his hand outside the door, telling us to get out.
-Alright. I say and Curia just nodded.

Wait...I hope we're not eating in the kitchen, then the plan will be....SHE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO TELL ME THE REST UGHHHHH.

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We ate...octopus? But there weren't any oceans or seas at all. This place is even wierder than I thought..

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HOW DO YOU DO THAT OH DEAR GOD-

-PLEASE STOP THAT, YOU MIGHT GET HURT! I yell at Corho.
-Tch.. he said and stopped jongling with KNIVES ON FIRE.
-Good, now where was I..

As I was searching for the sentence of the book I was reading a few moments ago, I hear Mona yell.

-WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT STUPID GAME- oh, found it~ nevermind everybody~ she finishes in a sweet tone, yet at the beginning she seemed to oppose her looks. I think that she can be considered the incarnation of the saying "don't judge a book by it's cover".

I was searching, again, for that sentence and I hear a glass break.

-What the-
-Melimo~ you're supposed to catch it! I hear Corho.
-But...I can't... Melimo says in a quiet voice while looking down.
-HUUUUH? YES YOU CAN NOW TRY~
-CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE HELL UP!? yells Mona.
-YOU SHUT UP YOU FUCKING PINKY FINGER!responds Corho.
-Hey, hey, hey~~ what's with the yelling? I heard you from outside. says-

-Milno~ Melimo doesn't think he can catch the glass! whines Corho.
-And Corho doesn't shut up! adds Mona.
- I thought Melimo was the kid around here.. I say and Melimo giggled, while Milno and Curia were laughing the crap out of them until they were on the floor without air.

- What'd'chu say creep?! says Corho, coming my way.
-Hahahaha, she's right though. We're acting like kids. Mona stopped him mid-way.

Thank you Mona.

-Okay, I'm gonna go to my room..I say
-Can I follow? asks Curia and I nod.

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-So what do we do now? I ask. He's already shown us the kitchen.
-Hmmm....I think you should ask him about Mona's room. Or maybe the basement? We can lock him in there.
-That's pretty nice but...how do we do that? Is there even a basement to begin with? And how do I get out so I'm not locked in too?

-.....

-Curia?

-Curia.

-CURIA!

-Huh?
-Snap out of it! You were looking...terrified. What's wrong?
-Nothing, nothing. I-We, just need to get out of here...and fast.
-O-okay then...How about we go to sleep for now? We can talk about it tomorrow. Get some rest.
-Right. See ya. she waved her hand as she went out of my room.

Okay, so let me get this straight. I have to get out of a place that I don't even know and don't know what I'm here for but we have to get out fast? I don't even know who the hell are these wierd looking things! Are they somehow humans? Or something else maybe? I have to get out even tho I look like them?

Hell no. This seems like it's a bit rude and dramatic but...

I'm sorry...Curia....

{End of part 1/? of chapter 1}