Knave Of All Trades(countryhumans reader insert)

Nesting dolls

Vietnam's pov (HAH,didn't expect this huh.)

"They should be here any minute now.Did you made reservations?"Singapore said,making sure everything goes to plan.He's like that,and if things don't go the way he intended,he'd go beserk."Mhmm,we had to make extra three for the kiddos."I responded."Good."

"Who's taking care of what's her name?And wasn't she with Peru a while ago??""It's Carvin.And she's with Myannmar and Thailand.Peru and the other Latinos were busy with their own things."'Wait,I thought Thailand was setting things up'"What about the rest tho?"Singapore,working his butt off sweared in singlish before anything else."Asean is in a meeting with the other organizations,the maphilindo trio is setting things up,and Laos and Cambodia are making the food.

I thought of something."Hey Singe,would the meet-up be in a forest?""You're not going to try scaring America again,are you?"

"Mmmmmaaayyybeee..."

(Y/n )'s pov

So there I was.Just behind the other four.They kept chattering while Rus was starting up his car, which gave me time to observe my surroundings.This world is like a mess turned beautiful.Like I was tripping.Like the normal world is upside-down in the sky and we're walking on the untouched parts of earth,except it was like minecraft where people just make their homes and other structures.I can see the bustling streets and lights of manila here!!

Canada noticed how much I was looking at the sky,while giving myself neck pain."You see that,every country sees it differently.America would see Washington D.C.,but I would see Ottawa.The omniprescence is a vast place after all so it doesn't end with our capitals."I saw the bustling streets of Manila.I guess humans see the place that they live in,I guess.Rus then spoke."What are you waiting,тьи дурак,get in!!"

We were in his car and he set the roof down,letting me see the sky.It wasn't just countries too.I could see planets,social media,some states,oceans,subjects,periodic elements,Is that nickelodeon and CN??and-Oh god no,Youtube is holding a demonitization button!!
'Let my account be the last victim...'

We then passed by a gift shop.Ukraine immediately shouted."STOP THE CAR!!"Rus hit the brakes and Raine speeded inside the shop."What's with him?"I asked Rus."He's like that,and can be a hoarder.This is exactly why we don't take him to the mall."He said,eyeing on Nada whose sweating and looking away.'Ok,what happened??' "I mean,there is a stereotype where ukrainians are greedy..."Ame joined."But isn't that just a stereotype?"I asked Canada."Stereotypes mostly come from us,personality wise.But since we're nations,people assume our own civillians act like us.Subconsciously of course."

Finally,Ukraine came with a bunch of gift bags,one with a smell of pork in it.'What in the world?'"Ukraine,what's that smell?""Glad you asked!!It's a salo scented freshener,and it's limited edition!!"I heard Russ say something in russian under his breath

"слава богу, крыша опущена..."
(Thank god,I set the roof off)

"Oh,and (y/n),catch!!"Ukraine threw something at me.It was a polaroid camera with a case."I thought this would save you a lot of neck pain from the journey,you know.'Sides,this place is vast and there's never two identical patches of land here as if it came out of an Iphone wallpaper,so you might wanna hold on to that."I took the time to take a pic of the sky and a polaroid came out."Wow Ukraine,this is awesome!!Thanks so much!!""My treat."I put both both the polaroid and the camera inside the case as Russia started the engine.

*time skip brought to you by a million polaroids inside the pockets of your jacket that suddenly exists*

We were finally here.This place was huge and neon lights were everywere.It was like a combination of the 90's and present day.Seems to have a theme for aesthetic.There was a hotel,a bar,pool,and a bunch of others.There seemed to be no workers tho.We went near the receptionist's table with the glass window and all and suddenly,the window started to morph and the hole started to grow in size forming a mouth with shards of glass for teeth.
I hid behind America feeling completely unsafe.

The windom then spoke with a distorted voice.

"Any reservations?""They're with us!!"Suddenly,a country,presumably Estonia judging by the flag,came with another country with a finnish pattern in his face,drinking a bottle of kosken.The velvet ropes then detached and we went inside.

Finland then told the others."Hey,you guys wanna play ice hockey??"Russia and America agreed while Canada was heavily breathing with foam coming out of his mouth.Rus then asked"Hey Finn,who else will join us?"Switzerland,Sweden,and the Czechoslovakia twins,ect."Ame then asked,"So basically top 22?""Yup,your dad didn't wanna join but Scotland decided to replace him."Canada seemed to have enough and leaped on all fours like a tiger towards the arena."Should I be worried?"I told Ukraine."Don't worry,that's normal.""You go for the wild ones to,huh?"Estonia joined,hinting a fistbump."Yup."Ukraine said returning the fistbump.I then heard a shout from the arena."I SMELL A BROFIST!!"

Both the estonian and ukrainian headed to the arena to take charge of the leaderboards while I stayed,but not before they handed me some money before they took off.It annoys me how they make me feel like a kid. I needed some exploring and took a polaroid of this place.
Bar??eh,too young.Pool??I don't have extra clothes,so no.Carnival games??well I have the muns,so hell ya!!"

I won a dart game before,and I will do so again.

'This is for you,cupholder cap'

I got all eight darts near the target with one that actually got said target.I got a huge set of russian nesting dolls with the hugest one being the size of a jar.It was suprisingly light tho,despite the fact that I counted them all and there were 30 in total.Good thing it had a box and a gift bag.

Summer archery camp did tought me a thing or two about accuracy.

I decided to explore the place even more and take a bunch more polaroids."(Y/N)!!"Someone then jumped and hugged me,it's Carvin!!"CARVIN!!"I lifted her off the ground and spun her around despite her displeasure.I then noticed something."Where's Lairylle?" I asked her with a worried face."I haven't seen her yet.Given,you're already here so she might arrive soon."My stomach then told me that I haven't eaten for a while.And when I said 'told',I mean an indecipherable gurgle."Seems like your hungry,but don't worry.There's a buffet near us.Follow me!!"

Once we arrived,there was a bunch of meals,sides,dishes,and desserts laid at the counter.I was fast to take a plate and take all that my heart desires.I then realized that something is missing.Then I heard a way too familiar indonesian voice.

"WHERE'S THE RICE??!!"

(A/n:I got the russian words from google translate so it might not be perfect russian.Also,I want to show you the character that the reader replaces:

Should this be the new cover or you guys wanna keep it the way it is??)