Respect Wamen (Mineta x Death)

Switzerland r e s p e c c whamen

THIS IS A BNHA x HETALIA CROSSOVER. so if you haven't seen hetalia then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

The countries of the world are real. Every single one. They are all personified, even the smaller ones. Don't let the title fool you though, they are all very stupid. They may be countries, but they have the brain capacity of a three year old. Pray for them guys.

It goes as well as you would expect. Yelling. And lots of it. Listing off the shenanigans they come up with would take a few uhhhhhhhhhhh years. So let's move on.

Mr. Aizawa had the bright idea that for the history lesson, he would call in a few of the countries he had met before. The countries sometimes help out in hero missions in case you were wondering.

He called in only six. America, some country above America - maybe America 2.0 who knows - Switzerland, Spain, Romano, and Litchenstein.

He also called in someone called Prussia, but he technically isn't a country anymore so no one really cares.

As soon as these six - technically seven - stepped into the classroom, class 1-A knew this was a bad idea. Screams of 'Romano you've got some 'splainin' to do, and something about 'peeing on the floor again' caught the attention of many. Not Mineta though. He was too busy eyeing Litchenstein. A cute young lady (country?) who always stood next to her seemingly big brother Switzerland. Little did Mineta know, he was being kept under close tabs with Switzerland, who was desperately trying to force Litchenstein behind him in fear of what the grape would do.

More shouts of extremely insane things filled the air. 'I'm the hero' had to be by far the loudest, but something about 'no it wasn't me a squirrel came in last night and peepeed all over my sheets' took the cake.

And yet again, the perverted grape still didn't take his eyes off of the little country.

He got up and took an empty desk that was right in front of her.

He reached out his hand.

A gun was pointed at his head.

"You should know better than to force Litchenstein into nudity."

Mineta's hand was inches away from her skirt.

"Oh? And what are you gonna do? Shoot me?"

He inched closer, and so did the gun.

"Yes."

A gunshot rung out through the whole school.