David bowie whispers in my ear: "you will land this uncontrollable piece of wood you truck driver." I cry as i get the courage to finish this mediocre task.
"Thank you" I whisper to the man who had released 27 studio albums, 11 live albums and 51 compilation albums, and died at the young age of 69 years ;) :(.
My favourite Bowie song is "I want to break free."
"Your pencil sharpner is very sharp" the pencil sharpenershop sharpening assistant said to me.
"Why was i here again?" I asked my nonexisting guitar in melancholy.
The instrument had a deep, serious voice. "BOSCH BLUE BATTERY COMBISET 8 TOOLKIT 18V 5.0AH IN BAG - 0615990K9H"
"Those are very wise words indeed" the sharpening assistant moaned.
"Could you not, just for one minute?" I asked, but this turned out to be a mistake: the sharpening assistant turned out to be an ex Sylvester Stallone, as he gracefully jumped on the counter. Long spider like elephant legs were hiding underneath the counter all that time, and the world would now behold their hidden power. "FOR MOTHER INDA" the confused spider-elephant sharpening man yelled, waving the Irani flag, which was very strange and confusing. I decided to eat his socks.
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Had i not seen the ship aproaching, i would've played the song completely different. But as the titanic agressively reached its end destination, i started crying, and decided to make a hardcore song out of the pizza i was making. This was the beginning of my musical career, which lasted for exactly twelve minutes. I released 2 studio albums and one live album, and i hope to die at the perfect age of 69. But i'm 6 so that's a long while ahead of me.
¤goddammit i forgot to use I's instead of i's¤
"Grace and tenderness"
the high pitched loud voice of the ballet teacher filled the basement. But i don't know grace and tenderness, so i started throwing chairs and screaming uncontrollably. Everyone got frightened and ran to their cars, but they were all too late to late to save their 4 wheeled creature. 3 people died. This was my grace and tenderness.
I feel like the use of my language is ahead of it's time and very abstract, so i'd like to make a toast to the incredible me.
YOU ARE READING
The Story I Wrote Because Someone Forced Me To And Threatened To Rape My Door
SpiritualI don't know how this works @QueenIcyChelsea help me I guess it's not really a story it's more like a combination of gibberish and hate towards vegetables The story cover is Michelangelo because he was a genius just like me.
