I follow a very sophisticated religion. The followers of religiology believe in a certain uncertainty, and that is why we will always be ahead of other religious groups, like gamers and masseuses. We believe in the resurrection of lighter fuel, and that is why we collect it. Every wednesday or saturday or monday we go to Christian church to talk about screwdrivers and we pay our taxes at least 12 times a year.
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I had a piece of cake one day. Every time i fold my hands together it looks like the cake, but i forgot where i had it, so i see a cake i will probably never eat again. I didn't like it.
Window cleaners eat floor boards and beetroot. That is a fact, just like the smell of strawberries erupting under my feet, forming a huge rich and buzzing economy, formed from the bodies of those they have slain, drinking their blood and using their rotting corpses as fuel for their massive airships conquering one third of my neighbourhood including miss Kyle's broccoli smells and Jupiter.
*lego city is my favourite*
Sam is a nerd. He drives a herd. I saw a bird. Sam is a nerd.
Sam was my general when I was in the army. I remember his harsh voice waking us up every morning at 5. We would make up our beds, put on our uniform and run fifteen miles. After this we would have breakfast, consisting of eggs and beans. After breakfast we would do shooting practice, weight lifting and parkour. It was very heavy, and general Sam was harsh and unforgiving. But it did turn me into the man I am today.
I was never in the army.
~Bestå~
That is Swedish for fuck off i'm busy and I'm not writing another chapter.
And it's ikea furniture.
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The Story I Wrote Because Someone Forced Me To And Threatened To Rape My Door
SpiritualI don't know how this works @QueenIcyChelsea help me I guess it's not really a story it's more like a combination of gibberish and hate towards vegetables The story cover is Michelangelo because he was a genius just like me.
