American au!
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Jerry: *drinking beer from a can*
Max: *laying his head in his lap*
Jerry: dude. Have you like ever noticed how affectionate we are towards eachother?
Max: mmmmmm yeah?
Jerry: does that make us gay?
Max: mmmmmmm naaaaah.
Jerry: you right. I'm probably thinking of it to much.
Max: Maybe you are bro. *hugs him tight and gives him a kiss on his lips*
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~ two weeks later ~
Jerry: *yawns and wakes up next to Max*
Max: *yawns too and pulls him closer*
Jerry: *processing what's going on before gasping* Dude!!
Max: *wakes up and looks at him* dude?
Jerry: Are we gay?!
Max: no no.... no! *thinks about it* ...Nah.
Jerry: Then why are we naked?!
Max: we had sex!
Jerry: When?! And how many times??
Max: I don't remember how many, but it was after you got drunk. *smirks* I was top.
Jerry: pfft- Then how are we not gay?!
Max: We said no homo throughout the whole thing.
Jerry: ohhhh. No that makes sense.
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This is purely for entertainment. Don't take this seriously, I'm pretty sure Americans don't act like this. (I am American I just don't know what to call this)
