~ Out on Vacation ~
John+Max: *arguing about something in the background*
Jamey: *looking at flowers in a shop* I wonder if Faz would like these ones.
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Max: Back off my spaghet bitch!
John: You ate my ribs so it's only fair!! *tries eating his spaghetti*
Max: NOOOOOO!!
Jamey: *eating fish* Faz would've loved this.
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Max: *spits out John's hair* Disgusting!! Get your hair out of my face!! *pushes John's hair outta his face*
John: It's not my fault I couldn't find a hair tie!!
Max: Let's go buy one then! *smacks her head and runs away*
John: *chases after her*
Jamey: I can buy Faz a necklace! *goes after them*
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John: Jamey this is a vacation. *opens a bottle of whiskey* Relax yourself and stop thinking of Faz.
Jamey: *staring at a blueberry muffin* I can't help it. Everything reminds me of Fazzy~ I miss him so much!
Max: I miss Jerry too, but you don't see me thinking of him 24/7
John: We all know you are Max. You just don't express it like Jamey does.
Max: *hugging his Jerry doll* Hm?
John: Nevermind. *pours three glasses of whiskey*
John: *takes it and swirls it in the cup*
Max: *grabs his*
John: Cheers to best friends!!
Max: We're friends at best.
John: shut up and drink your whiskey.
Jamey: John. You're pregnant.
John: ... Ah shit.
Max: *laughs* You can't drink! You can't drink!
John: *throws it in his face* Fuck you!
Max: *gasps and growls*
Jamey: *giggles* I wonder if I can call Fazzy?~ We can try phone sex!~
