this happened over three years ago now but i completely forgot it happened until the other day
so here's some shit that went down in nova scotia when i was 12 because why tf not.
so we rented a cottage that was pretty old and shittily designed, so a lot of things in there didn't work as you'd usually expect them to. for instance, my bedroom just had a doorway and no door, and you had to walk through it to get to the other two bedrooms as well as the bathroom. you were also able to lock the door to the bedroom my mom was using through my room.
my mom was seeing a guy that lived not too far from where this rental cottage was located, and he would come over there while we were there a few times with his daughter to have dinner with us and we could all play on the beach and whatnot, and one night, later at night because it was dark out, my mom and this guy were out on the front porch of the cottage just straight chillin, while us children were inside playing with toys and making videos and shit.
dude this is random but we were all so young damn, like i was 12, my sister was fucking 10, and the daughter was 7.
anyways i decided to lock them in my moms room through my room for fun. before i did it i put a whole bunch of blankets, toys, and snacks in the room for them and then immediately went to the kitchen to get a bottle of water, this took me less than a minute for sure.
but before i even got back to my room to check what they were up to, i heard my mom and the guy scream from the front porch and my sister and the daughter laughing.
i was super confused as to how they got out. the only thing i could think of was if they climbed the wall between my mom and sisters room (the walls didn't go all the way to the ceiling) and went out the door to the porch that was in my sisters room.
i opened the door to see of course an empty room as expected, but i can tell you that what i wasn't expecting to see was the damn window wide open with the screen laying on the bed.
that's right, in the less than a minute it took me to get this water these two children developed the plan to do this, figured out how to get the window apart, fucking jumped out the damn window, and ran around to the front of the house scaring the shit out of our parents because they thought there was a bear or something.
all in under 60 seconds
and without making a single peep.
