For: @irwincouture
୨୧
texts #1
Luke: I'm bored.
Calum: Okay, good job.
Louis: 03 2453 2669
Louis: You can leave me alone now.
Michael: LOUIS BBY COME BACK!
୨୧
Luke: Hello?
03 2453 2669: Who are you?
Luke: Who are you?
03 2453 2669: Ashton Irwin...
Luke: Oh...
03 2453 2669: Who are you?
Luke: A sexy beast.
03 2453 2669: I'm being serious.
Luke: So I am.
Ash: Well then I will have to leave.
Luke: Well then that will make me sad.
୨୧
Luke: YOU GAVE ME ASHTON'S NUMBER?!
Louis: What about it?
Michael: Pls bby, come back to me.
Luke: Micahel, he has a boyfriend.
Louis: No I don't.
Michael: Yes you do.
Louis: No I don't.
Michael: You have me.
Luke: He actually has Liam.
Louis: Fuck off.
୨୧
Ash: Well I'm sorry because I'm about to make you sad.
Luke: How?
Ash: I don't talk to strangers.
Luke: Well you're talking to me right now.
Ash: Well I am trying to stop, but its rude to not reply to texts.
Luke: Wanna know my name?
Ash: Please.
Luke: Sexy beast.
Ash: Okay, your contact name is 'Vain.'
Ash: Thanks for the conversation, goodbye.
Luke: Okay, how about a deal?
Luke: I'll tell you who I am if you still want to know in two months.
Ash: ...
Luke: I promise.
Ash: ...
Ash: I still need a contact name...
Luke: Put me as 'L.'
Ash: Okay, done.
Luke: I have a question for you.
Ash: Shoot.
Luke: What is your opinion on homosexuals?
Ash: I can't hate my own kind.
Holy shit, Ashton's gay.
୨୧
What do you think of the way Ashton came out? (:
YOU ARE READING
on top ୨୧ lashton
FanfictionAshton Irwin is innocent. Maybe a bit too innocent. Luke Hemmings is the opposite, the total and complete opposite. Luke likes sex, Ashton likes Ed Sheeran. Luke likes dirty jokes, Ashton likes reading. Luke likes dick, and he's not sure if Ashton d...
