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SNOW

Requested by Sporthb1
Now you can read about snow while waiting for snow XD

Ok heere we go

Rich's POV

I wake up to michael screaming in my ear.

"RICHIE! BABE! BRO! IT SNOWED! AAAA WAKE. THE. FUCK. UP!"

I pull a pillow over my head groggily, not fully registering Michael's words due to me still being half asleep. "Mmggf go awayyyyy... " I groan, my voice hoarse from sleepiness.

Michael jumps on the bed, ripping the blankets and pillow away. "No! We're gonna go play in the snow before all the little kids go and mess it all up!"

I curl up in a ball, cold without the blankets. "What the fuck mikey. Its 8 am. I'm not allowed to wake up this early on weekends."

"Aw shut up. C'mon, you're going outside with me no matter what. It snowed, we've been waiting for this forever c'mon."

"...wait it snowed?" I'm fully awake now, and Michael's words hit me. I jump out of bed, running to the window. "Ohmygod mikey it snowed!! We have to get out there!"

Michael rolls his eyes at me. "See? I had a good reason to wake you up early."

Quickly we both get ready to go outside. I bundle up in several layers. I feel like a walking marshmallow.

Michael laughs when he sees me. Hes got snow pants and his hoodie.

"The fuck Michael? Are you immune to cold?"

"Rich, I think you'll die in that many layers. It's not really that cold out there." He convinces me to take off a couple layers, and then we're ready to head outside into a winter wonderland.

It's like a whole different world outside, I barely recognize the neighborhood under a foot or so of snow.

We get some sleds and head to a big hill a couple blocks away. Theres no one there yet.

I take off running up the hill, almost slipping and face planting in the snow several times. When I reach the top, i sled down, nearly killing michael, who was walking up the hill behind me.

Michael quickly follows, his sled running into mine at the bottom. I'm covered in snow.

"MDhXWODNSK! Michael help!" I dig at the snow blindly.

He laughs, pulling me out of the snow. "I'm sorry for running you over, mahal ko."

"Bleh." I grab a handful of snow and throw it at him.

Michael gasps dramatically. "How dare you throw snow at me!" He makes a snowball and throws it at my face.

I stumble back, before retreating. Michael follows, pelting me with snowballs.

Another snowball hits me in the face, which catches me off guard because wasnt michael behind me...?

I run smack into Jake, one hand holding Jeremy's hand and a snowball in the other.

"Jake!" I gasp, feeling betrayed. "You threw a snowball at me!"

"Sorry, just trying to join the winning side."

I gasp again. "Why do you think I was losing!?"

"Mike was kicking your ass, man."

"Whatever," I say. Or at least try to. A million snowballs hitting me cuts me off.

"OH MY GOD WHO THE FUCK-" more snowballs.

"STOP YOU IDIOTS YOULL KILL ME-" someone dumps a bunch of snow on top, adding to the mountain piled over me.

I'm stuck. Really. I'm going to die here.

Theres silence for a little while, before I hear footsteps around me. "DON'T YOU DARE THROW MORE ON ME!" I clear the snow off my face and look up to see..

What the fuck. They're building a snowman on top of me.

"I really hate you guys!" I yell. "I'm gonna get you back, just wait and see!"

I'm helpless for the whole time they take to build the snowman. Finally they finish.

"You guys are idiots. Let me out now."

"But that would break our snowman!" Michael says, trying not to laugh.

"I dont give a fuck about your stupid snowman. Mikeyyyyy who do you care about more? A pile of snow or your boyfriend?"

"Well I worked really hard to make this snowman. So I'm not sure..."

"I'm going to kill all 3 of you. And your snowman," I grumble.

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Twenty minutes later, Michael's carrying me home. I'm soaking wet and shivering uncontrollably. "Why the h-h-hell did y-you d-do that?"

"I'm sorry babe, it was hilarious."

"Meh."

"Richie when we get home I'll make you hot chocolate and then we can watch a movie together, ok?"

"Y-yeah ok.."

When we get home, I change out of my snow-covered clothes and into warmer ones. I curl up in a blanket on the couch, waiting for Michael to bring me hot cocoa.

He comes back and puts a movie on, then orders pizza because neither of us wants to move anywhere.

So we end up spending the rest of the day like that.

Until I get up to pour ice on Michael in his sleep >:)

Payback.