Angry eyebrow boy sat on the warm sand. He stared at short angry clean man. He wanted his booty.
But other commander eyebrow also wanted it. So they had an eyebrow battle.
Their eyebrows were locked into a fierce strife. When they heard a majestic eagle. They looked over, and it was Armin.
He was trying to calm them down from exploding the world and killing the Jean Horse. They had already killed Marco. He turned into Freckled Jesus and flew away.
Mikasa got angry and grew a 24-pack of abs and flung a beach chair at Jean because he was being dumb. Short angry clean man walked away because he was done with their shit. He fucked a bottle of Windex.
Dumb glasses did stuff and killed a baby. It was Marco's other half. She was so done with this half shit and Marco. He turned into an alien and slid down a rainbow of gay along with every other character in Attak on Teten.
Levi was making out with Windex when broom walked in and saw the horrifying sight.
To be continued?
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HumorRandom first story since I'm crap at writing actual faniction -Admin Aoba-Booty