Jokes on Exams!!!

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Dedicated to @dpumpkin and @hh_1984..... Wish you both all the best for your exams....Hope that this book brings out the best in you both, for your exams..... :)

Anyway,Happy B'day to me, ...
Let's go for the lols....Shall we?

btw,THIS RHYME is DEDICATED TO @potterhead_for_life,Go check her  beautiful poem book "Extra ordinary in the Mundane" .... Her poems,do,lovingly Rhyme.... I am guaranteed enough to bet a Dime...See how much I have learnt by reading her books.... ;)

1. Know What It Feels Like While Xams?

Tick Tock
Mind Block
Pen Stop
Eyes Up
Time Shock
Jaw Drop
No Luck
Time's Up
Xams Suck
Still Good Luck. ;)

2. Whats d height of hope??
It is: sitting in d exam hall,
holding d question paper in hand
n telling urself
“dude,don't worry.
Exams will get postponed!”

3. Height of attempting unknown qns in an exam...
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Question:What is an array..?
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Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend.
eg. "ARRAY, idhar aa re...
Only Hindi-speaking Indians will get this one.... :)

4. 80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
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The One Lecture You Missed
And
The One Topic You Didn't Read.
:D

Comment "YES" if you agree.... :)

5. There are two type of studies:

1 - hard subjects which Cannot be studied.
2 - easy subject that Doesn't need to be studied.

6. A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study:p

7. Three reasons to give Exams

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1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication

2- You can complete your sleep

3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you....

:)

Do u agree?

8.The last lol.... U will love to follow this,guys.....

Father to son: How did you write your exam?

Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answers which they will not know.....

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