The Ghostlies

The REAL Truth About Halloween

A/N: Yes, yes, I know I'm late on this. Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I am not a reputable source on aliens.

Okay, so you know how Halloween was supposed to be founded? With the Celtic ritual of Samhain and the blurred lines and all that?All of that is bullshit.I've spent three months on Wikipedia researching all of this and I've come to one simple conclusion: There is a massive cover-up surrounding Halloween. And I am here to tell you the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. This I swear on whatever your god is. And that's where I'm going to start. Your "God". God's aren't real and I know this is a controversial topic, but I'm going to explain why: all gods are aliens. We should know this, but because of a mind wipe in 2012, everyone conveniently forgot about it. It's still haunting the deep web, but even that is closely watched by our reptilian overlords.The idea of ancient aliens has been around a long time and I think there's some truth to this issue. I hate it when people say things like 'Aliens built the pyramids' or something, because I think that diminishes humanity's accomplishments. But the pyramids were built to do something about the aliens- namely, to keep out the horrifying, animal-headed beasts that were descending on ancient Egyptian society. They were using mind-control on their rulers and also spreading plagues across the land whenever the people acted up. The Egyptian Aliens created the Sahara Desert, because of a mass uprising in 862 BC.But how does this relate back to Halloween, you may ask? I've got just the answer for you. Halloween is a longtime tradtion,and as far as we can discern dating back to early pagan times. Now, my extensive research tells me that the pagans had begun to revolt just as the Egyptians had earlier, but they had found a way to trick their overlords into ignoring them. They thought that the blood sacrifices and burning things were what was keeping them from destruction, but really it was a brilliant, if conicedental, mix of chemicals being released into the atmosphere. Iron, Nitrogen, CO2, everything was turning the atmosphere into an unbreathable stewpot for the aliens above. They couldn't penetrate the atmosphere because it was so wildly different than the atmosphere of their home planet. This also happened in the eighties.In today's world, we've lost touch with what the true meaning of Halloween really is, and I think we need to get back to that. The aliens have moved away now, but with the re-entry of paganism and the loss of indiginous societies today, we're bound to be noticed again. We're losing forests, oceans, ice caps- we're going to get terraformed if we don't start burning that sage in higher quantities again.