The door slammed open to the sound of rain, wind, and thunder. The ominous silhouette of a man stood in the doorway, and he appeared to be cradling a box the size able to hold a small child and several washed out textbooks.
The grape in the kitchen looked up from his fried rice. "What took you so long?"
The man heaved a great sigh. "Rain, and uh–"
He revealed the grape the contents of the box, who staggered back.
"–another kid."
"What the fu-"
"WHATS UP MY LIVING SLURPS ?!?!?!??!?!?!" came a loud voice from the living room. A short boy poked his head around the door. "WHATS THAT??" He slapped Tom hard on the back.
"IS THIS ANOTHER KID?" He punched Tom. "WHERE DO YOU FIND THESE??"
Tom tried to push the boy away. "Stephen, stop hitting me, and I found this one in the rain and I thought that wasn't cool, so here we are..."
The grape looked up, "Tom, we can't keep doing this. I have to manage three kids while you're away and another one won't help matters."
"I know, Grape-kun, but this one looks really important-" replied Tom.
Suddenly, a bright light shown out from the box.
Startled, Tom dropped the box, which began to levitate on the floor.
"What in the-"
And suddenly from the box emerged a small child clutching a stuffed dolphin.
"Sup bitches."
