Stewie and Brian and the Wizard of Oz

Episode 9: The Emerald City

Dorothy: Look, Emerald City is closer and prettier than ever!

Scarecrow: I'm feeling smarter already!

Brian: Where are the sleep inducing poppies?

Stewie: Sometimes things aren't what you see, Brian.

Brian: Bell out of order. Please knock. Let's go in!

Carriage Man: Cabby! Cabby! Just what you are looking for, take year anyplace in the city we does!

Dorothy: Will you take us to see the wizard?

Carriage Man: The wizard. Well sure, but I shall take you to a place where you can tidy up a bit what!

Dorothy: Thanks so much! We've been walking for a long time!

Stewie: What the hell is with that horse? It was white at first, now it's purple. That I haven't seen before.

Carriage Man: No and never will again I fancy, there's only one of them and he's it! He's the horse of a different color you've heard tale about. Ho ho ho!

Brian: Ha ha ha! Ho ho ho! And a couple of tra la la's, that's how we laugh the day away in the merry old land of Oz!

Stewie: Buzz buzz buzz! Chirp chirp chirp! And a couple of la de da's, that's how the crickets crick all day in the merry old land of Oz!

Brian: We get up at twelve and start to work at one! Take an hour for lunch and then at two we're done! Jolly good fun! Ha ha ha! Ho ho ho! And a couple of tra la la's! That's how we laugh the day away with a ho ho ho, ha ha ha, in the merry old land of Oz!

The Scarecrow was being stuffed with extra straw to keep him young and fair.

The Tin Man was being polished silver to keep him in repair.

Dorothy was changing her look.

And the Lion was getting his fur clipped.

Tuffy, Jerry, Stewie, and Brian were getting a tan.

Tom saw a baby chick and tried to eat it but Tuffy and Jerry were pushing buttons that squished and stretched and ripped his back fur with hot wax.

Stewie: Things couldn't get worse.

Brian: You just jinxed it!

Tuffy: "Surrender Dorothy". We'll she forgot about you four.

Stewie: "And Tom, Jerry, Stewie, and Brian". You thought wrong, Tuffy.

Tom: I'm out of here!

Brian: Tom! Your fur coat.

Tom: Oopsie!

Lady Citizen: Dorothy? Who's Dorothy?

Male Citizen #1: And the other four?

Male Citizen #2: The wizard will explain! To the wizard!

Tin Man: We better see the wizard.

Dorothy: You're right! Boys, find Tom and meet us where the wizard is!

Stewie: Alright then!

Tuffy: Tom?

Tom was dressed up as an Emerald City guard.

Tom: Mornin'!

Stewie: Good day to you, sir. Wait a minute, what the hell?!

Tom was now dressed up a lady.

Jerry: That's not a lady!

Tom was now trying to hide in the flower pot.

Brian: Get out of there!

Tuffy: You promised to protect Dorothy! Remember?

Tom: Oh, I forgot! Cross our hearts and hope to die!

Brian: Alright, let's see the wizard!

Wizard of Oz: I am Oz, the Great and Powerful! Who are you?!

Guard: Halt! No one can see the great Oz!

Tuffy: But we're with Dorothy!

Guard: The Witch's Dorothy?! Well, she is already in with the wizard.

Stewie: What the devil's going on in there?

Guard: I know it is getting bad in there, but I can assure you that the great Oz is smart, wise, and kind...

Lion: Aah!!!

Guard: Yet, he can get ticked off sometimes.

Stewie: So Dorothy, what happened in there? Did Scarecrow get smarter, and will Tuffy get bigger, care to give us the details? Hmm?

Dorothy: We can't get those yet.

Tin Man: We're gonna need the Witch's broomstick.

Brian: If we do that then...

Stewie: We'd have to kill the Witch!

Tom: Step aside!

Tuffy: Yeah, Tom! Give the wizard a piece of your mind!

Tin Man: He is more brave then I thought!

Brian: Here it comes.

Tom: AAH!!!

Brian: I knew that would come.

Stewie: Shall we get the broom?

Tuffy: I'm with Stewie!

To be continued...

On the next episode the gang will head to the Witch's castle to get her broomstick. See you next time!