Squidward asked me on a date to the krusty krab today. It's not that I am unhappy about it, in fact, I love it, but it's just weird because I know he doesn't like the krusty krab as much as I do. We sit down at the table, I order a krabby patty, but Squidward doesn't order anything, I tell him he needs to eat more, but I don't think he'll listen, he just doesn't like the food. He keeps straightening his tie is he's nervous about something what is it can I help I just want to make squidward happy cuz I love him and he loves me, I know that! he really is acting weirdly, I just-I don't know what to do. He's standing up for some reason, what's he doing? Why is he kneeling? No! Oh my god! is he-is he going to... I jump up before he can say anything, "Yes! Yes! I will marry you!" I exclaim tearfully. I can't believe he is doing this! We haven't been dating for that long, but then again, we ARE in love. I can imagine myself spending the rest of my life with him. Oh Squidward...
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Spongeward (no smut)
FanficThis was a joke fanfic I made after my friend and I were talking about how there are ships for everything so don't come in thinking this will be serious XD THIS IS A JOKE
