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NiallHoran Sorry in advance if I make typos or send something to the wrong person or send something too early or too late. My stupid self sprained my dominate wrist/hand so it'll be in a sling for a while.
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Smiley_Miley_ My kiss will make the boo boo go away.
CalumHood I knew I should have gotten you that fleshlight when it was on sale.
NiallHoran @CalumHood Thank you for not getting it.
Maurahoran Do you need me to take care of you for a while?
NiallHoran @Maurahoran No but if I do you'll be the first one I call.
LouisTomlinson Why do I get the feeling that you're covering for someone?
NiallHoran @LouisTomlinson That feeling is incorrect.
Bobbyhoran I'm just going to wrap you in a bubble at this point.
MichaelClifford What could you have been possibly doing to sprain your wrist?
NiallHoran @MichaelClifford Trying to be a ninja.
Greghoran That's what you get for calling me ugly.
NiallHoran @Greghoran Look on the bright side. You're still ugly.
Zayn Now how are you going to masturbate?
NiallHoran @Zayn Your cause of is going to be by my good hand.
AshtonIrwin If you keep this up, you'll end up replacing a limb with a prosthetic.
NiallHoran @Ashtonirwin Let's not joke about that.
LiamPayne I wish they gave you a cast so I could write on it.
LukeHemmings That's what happens when you jack off too much.
NiallHoran @LukeHemmings Ok Mr.Five Inches.
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Thoughts??? Predictions??? Every time I go to write for this story I start humming the song.
