the events of the water bill

inflated ryan time

z bergs pov lmao

i bought ryan lmao.

i have no more money but oh well

i kept ryan in a tank thing where you keep snakes and lizards and it had that HOT BOI LIGHT to keep the body warm

3rd person broskis

all of sudden the heat from the tank started to make ryan melt

parts of him evaporated and all that was left was some sort of mixture of cheese whiz and milk.

pete wentz just randomly walks in wearing a fedora saying "guys i knew ryan was a hoe but not a h2hoe"

now if yOU THINK THAT WAS WEIRD THEN YOUVE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING

gerard way walked in muttering "i am god" repeatedly
he didnt take notice of anyone else in the room, sure, he knew they were there but regardless he still got down on his knees and bLEW PETE jkjk unless

no but really he got on his knees and ominously slurped the cheese whiz milk puree

gerard then morphed in to awsten knight who then ripped out everyones teeth and left the room as calmly as possibly.

pete wentz took off his fedora which he stole of patrick and tipped it upside down and teeth came falling out of it

awsten ran back into the room collecting all of the teeth but pete was like no no my teetho

z berg fell asleep like an hour ago btw but she woke up and cried because she couldnt slurp the cheese whiz puree for herself so she hired a hitman to kill gerard-awsten

the hitman ran into the room and SURPRISE GUYS its gerard-awsten who then morphes in fUCKING RYAN ROSS .

so then gerard-awsten-ryan killed brendon urie by drowning him in his own shower

oh and they left the water running

five years later

the water is still running.

brendon is still paying the water bill. even though he is dead that drunk bitch is still paying from all the money he made from selling ryan the cheese whiz puree which was originally only $10 because brendon is child who has no concept of money but and z berg mistaked that for $696969696969666420 so yeH he got money.