No AU
[just a quick one shot idea i had whilst watching lady and the tramp lmao]bakugou mitsuki has a pom-chow named daisy. daisy had a human named mitsuki. she was called 'old hag.' daisy had a brother named katsuki. mitsuki called him 'bitch boy'. he liked to give daisy treats and take her on walks. she liked to lay on his tummy.
one day, daisy's bitch boy didn't come home from his vacations by himself. there was another boy with him. katsuki called him 'hair for brains.' hair for brains had sharp teeth. daisy watched him put his arm around her brother suspiciously. hair for brains would not hurt bitch boy.
"get off me, ya red lug," her brother growled, swatting away at hair for brains with a scrunch of his nose. daisy surged forward, but the sight of a small smile on her brother's face caused her to hesitate. katsuki liked hair for brains? why did he address him in an angry tone? humans didn't make sense to daisy. she would protect her brother. "go to the table in the kitchen, imma make sure that old hag and her cloud aren't here."
hair for brains saluted and jogged over to the kitchen, right up to the table where daisy was under. his ankles went right next to her face when he sat down. his shoes were useless, with all their holes. they offered no protection!
"this is a nice house," hair for brains murmured to himself. his feet began to swing. mimicking her own brother, daisy's nose twitched in disgust and she backed away. "makes sense for bakubro, though. he's gotta be the best in everything, eh?" hair for brains chuckled.
bakubro? daisy couldn't place a face to that name. her mother's last name was close (bakugou). her brother's last name was also the same. brother and bakugou? she had connected the dots! hair for brains meant katsuki!
how dare this stranger call her brother by a fake name! his name was bitch boy or katsuki! daisy doesn't forward and slotted her mouth around the boy's ankle. he instantly jerked back, the chair skidding against the floor. daisy clung firm.
"what the—oh! oh my god, aren't you just the cutest little thing?" hair for brains cooed, squatting down and scratching behind her ears. daisy went lax in the stranger's hands.
maybe daisy wouldn't mind if hair for brains came home with bitch boy again.
hair for brains came home with bitch boy again. this time, her brother called him kirishima. what was with the myriad of names? daisy was just daisy. 'baby,' if mitsuki was feeling particular loving. katsuki was either katsuki or bitch boy. she hadn't seen the dog-toothed boy in two weeks.
the pom-chow came tearing down the entranceway. katsuki gaped and kirishima squealed with joy and crouched down on the ground. she barrelled into his awaiting arms. he scratched behind her ears again, this time also rubbing her tummy. her tail was whizzing.
"what the fuck?" katsuki scoffed, planting his hands on his hips and squatting down besides kirishima. "she doesn't like anyone."
"she's so cute! i would die for her. what's her name?" kirishima didn't look up from his worshipping. daisy lapped at his tan palms. they didn't taste like katsuki's. they were salty. they were rough.
"daisy. she's a damn firecracker."
"hi, daisy!" cooed kirishima. he cupped her face so their twinkling eyes met. his eyes were red. his eyes were like katsuki's. "i'm eijirou!"
so many names. daisy wanted more names, too.
the next time eijirou came to her house, katsuki was using that as his name, too, as the dog-toothed redhead pushed him against the door. daisy wanted to rush out from under the table again, but she paused and tilted her head. what were they doing? it looked like what she did with the neighbour's pretty german shepard. but ruby was another dog.
"fuck—hold on, my parents might be home—" katsuki panted, his hands betraying his words as they ran up and down eijirou's back.
daisy gnawed on her bone. she wanted to play with ruby again.
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Gay Buffet
Fanfiction◾this will mainly be full of kiribaku, as i am chock full of kiribaku ideas and finally found a way to express them, but i am totally good with sprinkling in some more quality gay content. ◾i don't want to make an introduction chapter (cuz those jus...