high school AU
[idk, i thought it was cute. also i would die for mina]
ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍ: ᴡʜʏ ᴀʀᴇ ɢɪʀʟs sᴏ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ
ɢᴀʏ ɢʀᴜᴍᴘ: sᴛᴏᴘ ᴛᴇxᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴀᴛ 3 ᴀᴍ.
ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍ: ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠs ᴡᴇ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴜʀ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴀᴡᴀᴋᴇ
ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍ: ɪɴsᴏᴍɴɪᴀ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴʏ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ?
ɢᴀʏ ɢʀᴜᴍᴘ: sʜᴜᴛ ᴜᴘ.
ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍ: ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇsɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴍᴏᴍ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ, ɪᴛs ᴍʏ ᴅᴜᴛʏ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ sᴜʀᴇ ᴍʏ ɢʙ ɢᴇᴛs ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ sʟᴇᴇᴘ!!
ɢᴀʏ ɢʀᴜᴍᴘ: ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇʟʟ ᴅᴏᴇs ɢʙ ᴍᴇᴀɴ
ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍ: ɢᴀʏʙɪᴇ ᴅᴜʜ
ɢᴀʏ ɢʀᴜᴍᴘ ʜᴀs ʙʟᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ. ᴛʜɪs ᴜsᴇʀ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏ ʟᴏɴɢᴇʀ ʙᴇ ɴᴏᴛɪғɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇs.
ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍ: DONT BE LIKE THAT HUN
ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍ: COME BACK
ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍ: I STILL LOVE U
ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍ: ლ(ಥ Д ಥ )ლ
ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍ: ғɪɴᴇ ɪ sᴇᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ɪᴛ ɪs ᕕ( ཀ ʖ̯ ཀ)ᕗ
ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍ: ᴋɪʀɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛᴇxᴛᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴜ
ɢᴀʏ ɢʀᴜᴍᴘ ʜᴀs ᴜɴʙʟᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ.
ɢᴀʏ ɢʀᴜᴍᴘ: ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜᴄᴋ ᴅɪᴅ ʜᴇ sᴀʏ
ɢᴀʏ ɢʀᴜᴍᴘ: ᴊᴇsᴜs ᴄʜʀɪsᴛ ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜ
ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍ: ᴏʜ sᴡᴇᴇᴛɪᴇ
ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍ: ɪʟʏsᴍ
ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍ: ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴡᴏʀʀʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴜᴛɪᴇ ʀʟʏ ʟɪᴋᴇs ᴜ 2
ɢᴀʏ ɢʀᴜᴍᴘ: ɪs ɪᴛ ɪɴ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ
ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍ: ᴡʜᴀᴛ- ɴᴏ ᴏғᴄ ɴᴏᴛ
ɢᴀʏ ɢʀᴜᴍᴘ: ᴛʜᴇN YOU DON'T KNOW
ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍ: (￣_￣|||)
ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍ: ɢᴇᴛ sᴏᴍᴇ ʀᴇsᴛ ʟᴏᴠᴇ
ɢᴀʏ ɢʀᴜᴍᴘ ʜᴀs ʟᴏɢɢᴇᴅ ᴏғғ.
ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍ ʜᴀs ʟᴏɢɢᴇᴅ ᴏғғ.
ɢᴀʏ ɢʀᴜᴍᴘ: HELP ME
ɢᴀʏ ɢʀᴜᴍᴘ: HE JUST TRICKED ME INTO GETTING COFFEE TOMORROW
ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍ: ɪɴ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴄᴜʟᴛᴜʀᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴀsᴋɪɴɢ ᴜ ᴏᴜᴛ.
ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍ: ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ sᴀɪᴅ ᴋɪʀɪ ʟɪᴋᴇs ᴜ ʙᴀᴄᴋ??
ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍ: ᴡᴀɪᴛ?? ᴡᴀs ɪᴛ ᴍ ᴏ ɪ?? ɢᴏᴏᴅɴᴇss ᴍᴇ ɪᴛ WAS.
ɢᴀʏ ɢʀᴜᴍᴘ: ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ "ᴍᴀᴍᴀ ᴀsʜɪᴅᴏ ɴᴇᴇᴅs ʜᴇʀ ᴛᴇᴀ"
ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍ: SHE DOES DONT BE A HOARDER
ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍ: SPARE N O DETAILS
ɢᴀʏ ɢʀᴜᴍᴘ: ғɪɴᴇ. ɪ ᴡᴀs ᴛᴜᴛᴏʀɪɴɢ ʜɪᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ sᴀɪᴅ ʜᴏᴡ ʜᴀʀᴅ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ғᴏʀ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʏ ᴀᴡᴀᴋᴇ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏғғᴇᴇ. ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ɪғ ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇᴅ ɪᴛ. ɪ sᴀɪᴅ ʏᴇs, sᴏ ɴᴏᴡ ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏᴍᴏʀʀᴏᴡ ғᴏʀ ᴄᴏғғᴇᴇ.
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Gay Buffet
Fanfiction◾this will mainly be full of kiribaku, as i am chock full of kiribaku ideas and finally found a way to express them, but i am totally good with sprinkling in some more quality gay content. ◾i don't want to make an introduction chapter (cuz those jus...
