~Chapter 2~

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"My boyfriend."

There was an awkward silence as everyone was looking at one another. Mrs. Kim let out a nice, somewhat quiet toot.

(R/N: To that one time Jungkook farted in a vlive with Jin and Jimin)

"Ewww! Moooommmm," all her sons groaned.

"Don't act like you don't fart too hmp," Mrs. Kim crossed her arms. She turned to Jungkook and whispered, "These kids aren't really my sons, I found them in the trash."

"MOM!"

"I don't care english squash."

(R/N: Do y'all know this? If you do, you have been uwu'ed)

_THIS STORY HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY THE REALITY SHOW_

Rabbitnim: Hello and welcome to season 1 of the Reality Show hosted by yours truly, Rabbitnim

Audience: *cheers*

Rabbitnim: Today's guests are Taehyung's 5 older brothers! Let's give them a warm welcome

Audience: *cheers as the guests walks in*

Guests: *sits*

Rabbitnim: Hello every one of you guys, the readers were quite curious about your reactions of Jungkook. So tell me, how did you feel about your youngest brother's boyfriend?

Namjoon: Quite shocking honestly, I thought Jimin would bring home a boy or girlfriend home first

Jimin: Hey!

Audience: *laughs*

Namjoon: Well, when I first saw him, I thought he was so cute and pretty. Like if I had a little toy like him, I'd put in his my studio with my Ryan collection

Seokjin: I thought of feeding him all the wonderful food and maybe film him with me on EatJin

*Yoongi was dozing off, Jimin nudged him*

Yoongi: Bunny looks like pillow....am sleepy *falls asleep on Hoseok*

Hoseok: I hope he dances!

Jimin: I immediately thought of, 'Yes! He's shorter than me!'

Audience: *laughs*

Rabbitnim: That's it for tonight's show! See you next time!

_REALITY SHOW SEASON 1; OVER_

Jimin walks up toward Jungkook," Hey.. how tall here you?" The boy fidgeted around with his hands before answering.

"I'm 4'11..."

(R/N:I made Jungkook very short because in most stories even though he is shorter, he is still taller than me so now I'm taller Mwwhahahha *evil laughter*)

"Wow you're so small and tiny holy cows," Namjoon gasps.

How are you this short?" Yoongi wondered.

"MIN YOONGI! APOLOGIZE TO MY FAVORITE CHILD RIGHT NOW OR I'LL PUNCH TO TO PLUTO AND WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'LL-" Mrs. Kim snarled like a wolf as her husband held her back. "YAH KIM LET GO OR I WILL GO BACK BEING A LEE- ahhhh!!"

Mr. Kim threw her on his back and walked away. "Carry on," he said as Mrs. Kim hit his back over and over, letting out a dictionary of fun colorful words that a child at a young age should not hear.

Taehyung watched his parents leaving the living room. He turned back expecting Jungkook to be in front of Jungkook and to see that he was missing, Taehyung freaked out.

.

.

_somewhere in the house_

Jungkook was again squished by the 5 older brothers as they snuggled and fell asleep.

I didn't think meeting Taehyung's family be like this

Taehyung burst into the room and screamed, "That's MY boyfriend and NOBODY touch him!" The sleeping ones were now awake. Mrs. Kim was behind Tae and whacked her son on the head with her pan in hand. "Good thing I played baseball back in high school..shesh that kid was always so loud." She dropped the pan and walked over the fainted Tae. "Come on Jungkookies." Jungkook got off the bed and followed Mrs. Kim. He stepped over Tae and was about to ask if he was okay, Mrs. Kim said that he was fine.

Scary

Edited*

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-Rabbitnim

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