"That's MY boyfriend!" Taehyung wailed.
Mrs. Kim replied, "Who are you to call my child your boyfriend, you oompa loompa?!"
"I'm your son, mom!"
"Idc."
Taehyung: ;-;
COMPLETED
I wanna get to know you so I'm gonna ask a question for every chapter😊 ~ How long have you've been an ARMY💜?
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"Hello?"
(A/N: AYO HITMAN BANG INTRODUCES HIT IT THE SECOND AUDITION-)
"Is this Taehyung?"
"Yes and who is this?"
"Your birth giver and why how dare you not save my number. Anyway, it's been too long since I've last seen that sweet boyfriend of yours. Bring him over for dinner," Mrs. Kim stated.
"Mom, I did save your number. I just didn't look at the caller's name because I just woke up," Taehyung groaned.
"Then get that flat booty of yours outta bed. If you still have lived with me, I'd would hit 2 pans together and your father would have dumped a bucket of ice cold water on you," Mrs. Kim yelled. An "I agree" rang from the background, as Taehyung assumed it was his dad.
"Already I'm up. I'm up," Taehyung slurred, yet he still laid in bed.
"Be there at 6 pm sharp." and with that, Mrs. Kim hanged up.
Taehyung tried to get up, but he was pulled into a hug from his beloved boyfriend.
"Okay~" Taehyung mumbled and the two fell asleep again.
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Taehyung woke up first. He laid in bed, still dazed. I looked at the clock to see it was 5:16. He sat up in alarmed.
"Jungkook! Wake up! We're going to be late!" Taehyung said, yeeting himself off the bed. He turned back to his bed to see no Jungkook. Taehyung ran out his bedroom to see Jungkook drinking tea and dressed nicely.
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(A/N: Minus the mask >3<)
"Your outfit's on the bed," Jungkook said as he was Netflix and chilling.
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Taehyung quickly threw on the clothes and had to dragged a sobbing potato sack as the "sack" was watching The Notebook.
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"Hello Mrs. Kim!" Jungkook greeted.
"Hello my dear," Mrs. Kim smiled warmly.
Jungkook went in to greet the others. Taehyung was about to follow him until a hand stopped him.
"Ya Kim Taehyung where's your greeting?" She looked at him dead in the eyes.
"Hi mom," He said nervously.
"Hi mom. HI MOM!? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I AM THAT WOMAN WHO RAISED YOU SINCE YOU WERE IN MY WOMB AND YOU GO 'hi mom' WHY NO RESPECT FOR ME YOU OOMPA LOOMPA TEAHYUNG LOOKING AT ME WITH THOSE TWO NASTY SMALL ASIAN EYES!! YOU AIN'T HANDSOME LIKE YOUR WORLDWIDE HANDSOME JINNIE POOH. I AM THE ALL MIGHTY, YOUR OOMPA LOOMPA MOM!"
Mrs. Kim took a deep breath.
"Let's go inside sweetheart," she said all smiley.
Taehyung followed her in shock of what happened.
~~~~ Sorry for the late update!
Also I was wondering if you guys want some drama because my friend said it needed some action. Pls let me know💜💜
