Colin Farrell's poem to Robert Downey Jr.

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“If I liked boys in that way

I’d celebrate him everyday.

Alas, I don’t. It’s plain to see.

And yet he’s still my cup of tea.

He’s got big balls, the bravest kind.

Inside that iron suit you’ll find

a man quite born to save the day,

or solve the crime the thoughtful way.

A wicked wit, the keenest mind,

and if you’re trapped you might just find

he’ll blast the door, or pick the lock

and prove himself. No shit, Sherlock.”

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