A-Z : How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

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A.) Always Listen to Me - That Little Voice in Your Head is Nuts

B.) Be Prepared for Anything - Especially the Impossible

C.) Carry a Whole Lot of Ammo - Rednecks are Survivalists

D.) Don't be the Hero - It's Pointless

E.) Escape Responsibility and Use Extra Caution Around Morons

F.) Find a Home Depot - Trust Me

G.) Get Up High - Bird's Eye View is the Best View

H .) Hummers - Do I Need to Say Anything Else?

I .) Infection - When to Leave Someone as Dead

J.) Just Whack and Hack on Sight - Waiting is for Losers

K.) Kill Twice - To be Sure

L.) Loud Noise - Bad Idea

M.) Monster

N.) Never 

O.) Only Eat Non-Perishable Food - Food Poisoning is no Joke

P.) Personal Hygiene - Crash Course 101

Q.) Quit Complaining - You Could be Stuck in a Burger King

R.) Rest and Recover - Only When Necessary

S.) Save Yourself - Screw Friends and Family

T.) Trust no one - They Could be Infected

U.) Use Fireworks - It's a Riot

V.) Velocity - Gotta Get the Momentum

W.) Warriors Over Worriers

X.) Xylophones - How to Have Fun While Being Hunted

Y.) Who Knows a Survival Tip That Starts With Y?

Z.) Zombies Outnumber You - 100,000 to 1