Cuddles X Toothy

Mime Over Matter

Toothy's POV

I woke up to the sound of loud knocking on my door. I got up quickly then answer the door, feeling slightly drowsy. To my surprise, it was Russell. "Yar ya okay? I heard ya left a hospital." The only one who could have known that is... "Yeah, I'm fine. I just got stuck in a flood in my sleep, no big deal." "Huh? What were ya doin in the ocean blue" I told Russell not to worry about it, because I can hold my breath for 15 minutes. Looking strangely impressed but not at all surprised, I think I already made Russell worried from the whole hospital situation. "So, what made you come over" Russell gently facepalms his forehead. "Oh right, Cuddles told me ya wouldn't answer yee door to him, so he asked me to seek ya."

Damn it! "Oh I was just sleeping so I didn't want to be bothered" Russell smirked at me, I'm still too drained to panic. Besides, I really don't care if he knows I'm gay. "Yar wud ya like ta be a pirate?" "Why?" I ask. "Yar have half of what it takes to be pirate material. Lil' trainin and yar be perfect, for yee job." I thought about it, and agreed. Except I don't want to be a pirate, I wanna be a cowboy. Russell scratched his head with his hook and before accepting it. "We just need a crew" Russell and Toothy went around the City asking and looking for the best-

KZ: Ulgc, man this part is boring. You get the idea

Flippy, Lumpy, and Mime joined in the pirate ship with Toothy and Russell and set sail for an adventure. Leaving Happy Tree City for good. "Why did I have to bring my weapons?" Flippy asked. "Yar carry many swords ta be a pirate." "And guns to be a cowboy!" Both Russell and Toothy answer, leaving Flippy feeling slightly annoyed knowing that was the only reason they tagged him along. But felt good to get out of his house without too much worry. "Oh! I need somebody to watch my house." Toothy said before pulling out his phone. "Hey, Mole, could you house sit for me? The door is already unlocked." Mole never speaks, I could only hear the sounds of him leaving his house, so I think that means a 'yes'.
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It hasn't even been 5 hours and Mime is already feeling seasick. No one could hear him puking over the sea, Flippy fell asleep due to the very loud but calming sound of the ocean. Leaving Lumpy, Russell, and Toothy hunting for fish. "Yahahaaarr" Russell cheered as he caught a whole cage of shrimp. Sometime later, Russell finished cooking the shrimp. It smelled just like how it is in is restaurant. While everyone was chowing down, Russell carried a barrel of mackerel blood to put away. The smell was closest to Mime, and in a state of panic he threw the barrel over board to get rid of the smell. Russell glared at him but Mime was to sick to notice.

The huge amount of mackerel blood spread around the ocean, attracting hungry puranas. Mime passed out over the ship, slowly sliding off until he fell off and landed in a sea of puranas. Ripping off his shirt, biting off a peice of his ear, every bite, slash, puncture, stab, and ripping of the flesh was second was pure agony. Every scream of pain was a scream nobody came to help Mime, for his voice is nonexistent.

Wow, that got dark.. but this is HTF your reading. You gotta expect the gory violent humor. I know it sounds sad but I'm sure if it were animated you'd be laughing. I know I would! 😁