Mikey walked in the house unannounced as usual. Gerard stood up and went in but forgot he was in a bubble and tripped into Mikey.
"Smooth moves x-lax." He joked. Gerard just straightened up and looked at him. He has basically being a mute while in his bubble. He's also was more dramatic than he usually is.
"Whatcha doin here?" Gerard asked.
"Nothing I just wanted to stop by and see what you guys were up to. See if you're still in the bubble."
"Well Frank is at Costco and yes. I am still in the bubble." He informed.
"He was at Costco like a two weeks ago, why is he there again?"
"I keep spilling things and knocking things over."
"Frank must really love you. He has put up with this for this long. I would have popped your stupid bubble on the third day." Mikey told Gerard as he sat in the couch.
"He says he has nothing better to do. He said this is keeping him busy."
"You guys must be really boring then. Why are you still in there by the way?"
"I have ebola."
"No you don't. And don't you miss being able to do normal things like casually walking into the bathroom or eating?"
"I mean yeah but I'm doing this to keep Frankie safe." Gerard waddled his way to the spot by the couch where he fit and sat down.
"You're and idiot you know that right."
"Wait until you get ebola and have to live in a bubble to keep Alicia safe! Oh wait! You can't because your an asshole!" Gerard instantly regretted what he said. He knew that was wrong and not what he meant to say. Mikey just looked at him. "Mikey I-"
"No no. Don't. I kind of deserve that." Mikey said honestly.
"I didn't mean that though. I'm just is so very irritable now. I think is the circulating air thing." He half lied.
"Yeah... Hey how have you not suffocated yet by the way?"
"Oh I go outside and air out every hour. One time Frank locked me outside and I couldn't really bang on te door for help."
"Goddamn it you're stupid." Mikey told him.
Frank walked in with food and two 54 packs of kurig coffee.
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Ebola (Frerard)
FanfictionGuess who thinks they have Ebola? None other than the hypochondriac queen Gerard.