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title: birthday boy
Kuroo x reader
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I love him so much! happy fetus eviction day to one of my best boys <3
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"Come on, Yaku-san! Please help me!"
Yaku turned around to face you with an annoyed frown, a heavy sigh falling from his lips as he looked at the party decorations in your hand.
"Kenma was too busy gaming, Lev said he'd destroy everything to piss Kuroo off and-"
"Fine, I'll help you. Will you quit whining if I help you?" You shut your mouth and nodded, handing him some party decorations.
"Now we have two hours, and I still need to bake a cake and I need to get everyone-"
"Y/n, calm down. Two hours is plenty of time!"
What a fucking lie that was.
"BOKUTO DON'T EAT THAT! LEV, PUT THE FUCKING KNIFE DOWN-"
POP!
Lev let out an inhuman cackle as he popped the balloon, staring down at you with an insane grin. Your upper lip curved into a snarl as you jumped up, grabbing his wrist before roughly pulling it down to your head height, taking the knife.
You looked around to see Yamamoto holding a decoration in his hands, confusion evident on his face as he looked around before looking back down at it.
Yaku was standing on a ladder, calmly and neatly hanging a few decorations around the wall, ignoring the chaotic mess around him.
Kenma was sitting on the couch, game console in hands as he focused on whatever game he was playing.
Kai was alongside Yaku, helping him decorate while cautiously keeping an eye on Shibayma who was nervously eyeing Lev while slowly and subtly moving away from the mess.
"Lev, I swear to God." You sighed, staring at the gremlin in front of you. "Please, can you just co-operate with me?"
"Why?" He whined back. "It's more fun being reckless."
"I agree." Bokuto chimed in, stuffing his face with candy as he sidestepped into the conversation. Only to sidestep away as you glared at him.
"Not when I could kick your kneecaps in at any moment, or chop your di-"
"Ok, ok, ok!" Lev took a cautious step back as you waved the knife around, your eyes narrowed into a glare. You sighed in relief as he moved back to where he was originally stationed, grabbing a few decorations.
